Who Is J Pee - Intro
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Hello
Hi, is this uh, is this the assistant to Joe Jonas
Who's this?
Hi, my name is J Pee
I'm a rapper-
Like a comedy rapper but I also do pretty legit rap-
That goes deep and vulnerable
And the comedy rap is still pretty legit like its just-
Its rap, I'll just say it like, I'm just a rapper
Um anyway, I've been told I look a lot like him
Like maybe the more ethnic-ly ambiguous version of Joe
So I thought it would be like, really cool if he might do the
Intro to my debut album
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, hi, Is uh- is this Chris Pratt's assistant
My name is J Pee
I just wanted to see if Chris wanted to maybe do the
Intro to my- my album
Look, he's super funny and like, really attractive
But he doesn't take himself that seriously
And I really, I really resonate with that
Its a bit like lil Dickie, have you heard of him
He's really blowing up right now
Like, like early Eminem just not as angry
Hello?
Hi, I'm tryna get a hold of Nicole Aniston, the porn star
Who is this?
Hi, my name is J Pee
I'm a rapper and I'm also a really big fan of hers
I mean, I used to watch her all the time when I had a porn addiction
Its not as much now
Like sometimes I'll have a relapse on a Tuesday, or whatever
That's not often, I've given myself pretty much like, just on Sundays
Uh, I'll be like, ok just on Sundays you can watch porn, one time
If you've been good all week, and I would say like
Easily sixty percent of the time, its still Nicole Aniston videos
Um, so I would just-
I would really love for her to do the intro to my debut album
If she's be interested
I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?
J Pee- J. P. E. E
Yeah, she's not interested
I mean, are you sure
Could you- could you check
Like I have a pretty decent following on Youtube, it's not crazy
It's like 50k, and then like 20k Spotify followers
So I'm really hoping the album blows the whole thing up
That like barely enough followers, I'm sorry I've like
Never heard of you
[?] Have you heard someone called J Pee?
J Pee
Who the- Who the fuck is J Pee
Exactly, who the fuck is J Pee
Hi, is this uh, is this the assistant to Joe Jonas
Who's this?
Hi, my name is J Pee
I'm a rapper-
Like a comedy rapper but I also do pretty legit rap-
That goes deep and vulnerable
And the comedy rap is still pretty legit like its just-
Its rap, I'll just say it like, I'm just a rapper
Um anyway, I've been told I look a lot like him
Like maybe the more ethnic-ly ambiguous version of Joe
So I thought it would be like, really cool if he might do the
Intro to my debut album
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, hi, Is uh- is this Chris Pratt's assistant
My name is J Pee
I just wanted to see if Chris wanted to maybe do the
Intro to my- my album
Look, he's super funny and like, really attractive
But he doesn't take himself that seriously
And I really, I really resonate with that
Its a bit like lil Dickie, have you heard of him
He's really blowing up right now
Like, like early Eminem just not as angry
Hello?
Hi, I'm tryna get a hold of Nicole Aniston, the porn star
Who is this?
Hi, my name is J Pee
I'm a rapper and I'm also a really big fan of hers
I mean, I used to watch her all the time when I had a porn addiction
Its not as much now
Like sometimes I'll have a relapse on a Tuesday, or whatever
That's not often, I've given myself pretty much like, just on Sundays
Uh, I'll be like, ok just on Sundays you can watch porn, one time
If you've been good all week, and I would say like
Easily sixty percent of the time, its still Nicole Aniston videos
Um, so I would just-
I would really love for her to do the intro to my debut album
If she's be interested
I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?
J Pee- J. P. E. E
Yeah, she's not interested
I mean, are you sure
Could you- could you check
Like I have a pretty decent following on Youtube, it's not crazy
It's like 50k, and then like 20k Spotify followers
So I'm really hoping the album blows the whole thing up
That like barely enough followers, I'm sorry I've like
Never heard of you
[?] Have you heard someone called J Pee?
J Pee
Who the- Who the fuck is J Pee
Exactly, who the fuck is J Pee
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.08] Hello
[00:15.44] Hi, is this uh, is this the assistant to Joe Jonas
[00:19.32] Who's this?
[00:20.27] Hi, my name is J Pee
[00:22.42] I'm a rapper-
[00:23.62] Like a comedy rapper but I also do pretty legit rap-
[00:26.95] That goes deep and vulnerable
[00:28.96] And the comedy rap is still pretty legit like its just-
[00:31.48] Its rap, I'll just say it like, I'm just a rapper
[00:33.89] Um anyway, I've been told I look a lot like him
[00:38.18] Like maybe the more ethnic-ly ambiguous version of Joe
[00:41.93] So I thought it would be like, really cool if he might do the
[00:46.42] Intro to my debut album
[00:51.38] Hello?
[00:57.89] Hello?
[00:58.91] Hi, hi, Is uh- is this Chris Pratt's assistant
[01:02.00] My name is J Pee
[01:04.07] I just wanted to see if Chris wanted to maybe do the
[01:07.24] Intro to my- my album
[01:09.17] Look, he's super funny and like, really attractive
[01:11.12] But he doesn't take himself that seriously
[01:12.66] And I really, I really resonate with that
[01:15.75] Its a bit like lil Dickie, have you heard of him
[01:17.99] He's really blowing up right now
[01:20.57] Like, like early Eminem just not as angry
[01:25.26] Hello?
[01:26.27] Hi, I'm tryna get a hold of Nicole Aniston, the porn star
[01:28.96] Who is this?
[01:30.03] Hi, my name is J Pee
[01:31.12] I'm a rapper and I'm also a really big fan of hers
[01:33.95] I mean, I used to watch her all the time when I had a porn addiction
[01:37.25] Its not as much now
[01:38.48] Like sometimes I'll have a relapse on a Tuesday, or whatever
[01:40.86] That's not often, I've given myself pretty much like, just on Sundays
[01:45.10] Uh, I'll be like, ok just on Sundays you can watch porn, one time
[01:49.22] If you've been good all week, and I would say like
[01:52.78] Easily sixty percent of the time, its still Nicole Aniston videos
[01:56.64] Um, so I would just-
[01:58.29] I would really love for her to do the intro to my debut album
[02:01.35] If she's be interested
[02:02.74] I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?
[02:04.98] J Pee- J. P. E. E
[02:07.68] Yeah, she's not interested
[02:09.85] I mean, are you sure
[02:10.87] Could you- could you check
[02:12.06] Like I have a pretty decent following on Youtube, it's not crazy
[02:14.66] It's like 50k, and then like 20k Spotify followers
[02:18.77] So I'm really hoping the album blows the whole thing up
[02:21.72] That like barely enough followers, I'm sorry I've like
[02:23.99] Never heard of you
[02:24.74] [?] Have you heard someone called J Pee?
[02:27.56] J Pee
[02:29.04] Who the- Who the fuck is J Pee
[02:31.38] Exactly, who the fuck is J Pee
[02:33.43]
[00:15.44] Hi, is this uh, is this the assistant to Joe Jonas
[00:19.32] Who's this?
[00:20.27] Hi, my name is J Pee
[00:22.42] I'm a rapper-
[00:23.62] Like a comedy rapper but I also do pretty legit rap-
[00:26.95] That goes deep and vulnerable
[00:28.96] And the comedy rap is still pretty legit like its just-
[00:31.48] Its rap, I'll just say it like, I'm just a rapper
[00:33.89] Um anyway, I've been told I look a lot like him
[00:38.18] Like maybe the more ethnic-ly ambiguous version of Joe
[00:41.93] So I thought it would be like, really cool if he might do the
[00:46.42] Intro to my debut album
[00:51.38] Hello?
[00:57.89] Hello?
[00:58.91] Hi, hi, Is uh- is this Chris Pratt's assistant
[01:02.00] My name is J Pee
[01:04.07] I just wanted to see if Chris wanted to maybe do the
[01:07.24] Intro to my- my album
[01:09.17] Look, he's super funny and like, really attractive
[01:11.12] But he doesn't take himself that seriously
[01:12.66] And I really, I really resonate with that
[01:15.75] Its a bit like lil Dickie, have you heard of him
[01:17.99] He's really blowing up right now
[01:20.57] Like, like early Eminem just not as angry
[01:25.26] Hello?
[01:26.27] Hi, I'm tryna get a hold of Nicole Aniston, the porn star
[01:28.96] Who is this?
[01:30.03] Hi, my name is J Pee
[01:31.12] I'm a rapper and I'm also a really big fan of hers
[01:33.95] I mean, I used to watch her all the time when I had a porn addiction
[01:37.25] Its not as much now
[01:38.48] Like sometimes I'll have a relapse on a Tuesday, or whatever
[01:40.86] That's not often, I've given myself pretty much like, just on Sundays
[01:45.10] Uh, I'll be like, ok just on Sundays you can watch porn, one time
[01:49.22] If you've been good all week, and I would say like
[01:52.78] Easily sixty percent of the time, its still Nicole Aniston videos
[01:56.64] Um, so I would just-
[01:58.29] I would really love for her to do the intro to my debut album
[02:01.35] If she's be interested
[02:02.74] I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?
[02:04.98] J Pee- J. P. E. E
[02:07.68] Yeah, she's not interested
[02:09.85] I mean, are you sure
[02:10.87] Could you- could you check
[02:12.06] Like I have a pretty decent following on Youtube, it's not crazy
[02:14.66] It's like 50k, and then like 20k Spotify followers
[02:18.77] So I'm really hoping the album blows the whole thing up
[02:21.72] That like barely enough followers, I'm sorry I've like
[02:23.99] Never heard of you
[02:24.74] [?] Have you heard someone called J Pee?
[02:27.56] J Pee
[02:29.04] Who the- Who the fuck is J Pee
[02:31.38] Exactly, who the fuck is J Pee
[02:33.43]