I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus (A Zombie Christmas Carol)

I saw mommy biting Santa Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night!
She didn't seem me creep down the stairs without a peep
She thought I was still tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
But I dared not stay to see what became of poor daddy
Instead I grabbed my bag and brought my dog along with me
The streets were calm and dark as we made way through the park
We were all alone till' I heard a moan and Fido bark
Than I saw mommy tackle Santa Claus
At the shopping mall with all her might!
The elves quick ran away while Mrs. Claus hid in the sleigh
It was so loud it drew a crowd but I knew I shouldn't stay
First into a camping store where I got a tent and more
Cooking gear, a hat for my ears, then back out the sliding door
I met up with Barb and Ben, and my other buddie Glenn
The plan was set so we didn't fret
Up into town we went
I saw mommy biting Santa Claus Biting Santa Claus
At the big parade so snowy white!
The band played "Silent Night," as Saint Nick put up a fight
But the floats all stopped when Frosty popped and hit a traffic light
There was no time to spare, no time to stop and stare
We knew to go to the train depot and buy our tickets there
Run down to platform eight where we hopped we weren't too late
Than all aboard before the hoard could make us zombie bait
And as the train rolled off that day to Grandma's miles away
Yeah!
I saw mommy biting Santa
I saw mommy biting Santa
I saw mommy biting Santa Claus
Ho
Ho,ho
Ho,ho,ho