Mama (Pony Parody)

Princess are you proud of me
Your most loyal devotee
I'm writing this letter and hoping you'll be
Hoping you'll be proud of me

Oh well now princess the letters I send
Say how we're the best of friends
Just don't ask to see them I don't mean to offend
Princess we're the best of friends

But when I'm gone don't blame me yeah
They made it all too easy yeah
Friends come and go so quickly
We're just not meant to be

Now little Spike won't you take a letter please

Princess they're all full of lies
Princess they all need to die
I hear them they whisper and say I'm a spy
Princess they all need to die

Well look why has the pink one brought these ponies to my home
"You should've been a better friend"
Why can't you just leave me alone
"If you would let us throw a party, we would put on quite a show!"
You're gonna see why you should just leave me alone

So now you're gone don't blame me yeah
They made it all too easy yeah
Friends come and go so quickly
It's never meant to be

I said you ain't no friend of mine
Now everypony has to pay the price
You've pushed me one too many times
Look what you made me do

So little Spike won't you take a letter please now write-

Princess I hate making friends
Princess I hate making friends
Why bother when ponies, all leave in the end
Princess I hate making FRIEDNNNSSS (2, 3, 4!)

Princess Princess Princess (Yeah)
Princess Princess Princess (Yeah)

you used to call me your star pupil
And then sing me softly to sleep
Then you forced me to move
Now there's blood on my hooves
A mistake I would hope you'd agree

So take me away
Sending me there was a mistake
The ponies are gone and the princess was wrong
Who would think it could all end this way

I'm lost in the end
At least I won't have to make friends
Now locked in a cell with a book and a spell
You'll never see Twilight again- oh!