The Space Queens

Met her down North Carolina
No chick could be finer, than Silky
She had to get married quick
In mama's red dress
In a civil court house, in Georgia...

In the western woods, North Carolina,
In a house that was green
Comes Silkman Gage, and her husband dale
Who is somewhere in between the usual thing

So Silky gage went to the smokehouse,
To order french fried onion rings
And dale, ran off, with some bar maid man
And Silk came up to New York City
To do the West Side thing

Ah, for Silky is sad
So sad
She's sad, so sad now
Sad so sad now

Silky's baby was baptized on a Sunday
Yeah, on a Sunday
We took a walk to Central Park
For the celebration
I was sitting with Silk
Sipping milk from a champagne glass
On the grass in rain
Yeah in the rain
What a situation for the celebration
Of a baptization

It was Thursday morning
Silky's baby was catching its nods
I was on the telephone
Talking about my job (my babysitting job)
When buzz buzzed
And I buzzed back
I didn't know who buzz was
But I buzzed back

Well then he came up
When he did I answered the door,
I said hello, "what are you here for?"
And then he buzzed, and I buzzed back
I didn't know who buzz was
But I buzzed back

He wore a turquoise tie to match his eyes
And a yellow ice cream jacket
The minute he got a chance
Said he was brought out at a dance
And I didn't know who buzz was
But buzz does...

There's a party in 7D
Where everybody's gonna wanna be
Everybody's gonna come and see
The Space Queens
So bring along your finest drag
And even if it's not your bag
I'm sure you gonna wanna see
The Space Queens
Bruce and terryl and little danny
All keep Silky and her baby
They're all mothers
And she's their brother
And each is a fine, fine lady

Silky said:
I want someone straight this time
You know, it's not too late
To find someone straight
I want a man
A real butch guy
A hunk