Comedy Gold
๐ต 2007 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:21 duration
๐ ID: 16599807
๐ Lyrics
Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics. Starting with the concept of surprise!
Take what folks think.
Give it a wink.
You try it on now, for size.
Richard: Me? What's black and white and red all over.
Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over?
Richard: Those guys after I behead them.
Jester: Comedy gold!
I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay 'em!
Richard: I'll Murder you cold.
Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold.
Well, our work here is done so I'll...
Richard: No... we're just getting started.
Jester: Right...
Richard: Lesson Two!
Jester: Lesson number two
is also fundamental,
something that we call
the rule of three.
Set up the joke!
Give it a stroke!
Third time and Bang!
Richard: Yes, now me!
Three serfs walk into a bar,
The first serf orders a hard grog.
The second serf orders a hard grog.
The third serf orders a hard grog,
but he has no money,
and neither do the other two,
because they're serfs.
Jester: Comedy gold.
Richard: Yes!
Jester I promise you,
it's comedy gold.
Hillarious.
The crowd wil be rolling.
Richard: Or heads will be rolled!
Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.
Richard: More, give me more!
Jester: Props can be your riot,
ethnic humor
can't deny it
or a prat fall if it's properly applied.
Depending on the veiwer take it blacker
work it bluer, or
try an obzervational aside.
Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers
have pieces falling off of them?
I mean, what's that all about?
Jester: Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: I'm Tellin' you.
Jester: It's Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: No doubt about it.
Jester: Tallent like your's,
sire, never gets old.
Richard: And if iit does,
You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you.
Get it!
Jester: Got it!
Richard: Good.
Together: Gonna be Killer.
Gonna be ace.
Folks dying of laughter
all over the place.
Richard: And if I get desperate?
Jester: A pie in the face!
Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!
Take what folks think.
Give it a wink.
You try it on now, for size.
Richard: Me? What's black and white and red all over.
Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over?
Richard: Those guys after I behead them.
Jester: Comedy gold!
I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay 'em!
Richard: I'll Murder you cold.
Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold.
Well, our work here is done so I'll...
Richard: No... we're just getting started.
Jester: Right...
Richard: Lesson Two!
Jester: Lesson number two
is also fundamental,
something that we call
the rule of three.
Set up the joke!
Give it a stroke!
Third time and Bang!
Richard: Yes, now me!
Three serfs walk into a bar,
The first serf orders a hard grog.
The second serf orders a hard grog.
The third serf orders a hard grog,
but he has no money,
and neither do the other two,
because they're serfs.
Jester: Comedy gold.
Richard: Yes!
Jester I promise you,
it's comedy gold.
Hillarious.
The crowd wil be rolling.
Richard: Or heads will be rolled!
Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.
Richard: More, give me more!
Jester: Props can be your riot,
ethnic humor
can't deny it
or a prat fall if it's properly applied.
Depending on the veiwer take it blacker
work it bluer, or
try an obzervational aside.
Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers
have pieces falling off of them?
I mean, what's that all about?
Jester: Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: I'm Tellin' you.
Jester: It's Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: No doubt about it.
Jester: Tallent like your's,
sire, never gets old.
Richard: And if iit does,
You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you.
Get it!
Jester: Got it!
Richard: Good.
Together: Gonna be Killer.
Gonna be ace.
Folks dying of laughter
all over the place.
Richard: And if I get desperate?
Jester: A pie in the face!
Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.43] Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics. Starting with the concept of surprise!
[00:09.85] Take what folks think.
[00:11.40] Give it a wink.
[00:12.92] You try it on now, for size.
[00:15.72] Richard: Me? What's black and white and red all over.
[00:19.25] Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over?
[00:21.82] Richard: Those guys after I behead them.
[00:25.36] Jester: Comedy gold!
[00:27.30] I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it!
[00:31.59] If that doesn't slay 'em!
[00:33.05] Richard: I'll Murder you cold.
[00:34.58] Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold.
[00:37.80] Well, our work here is done so I'll...
[00:39.75] Richard: No... we're just getting started.
[00:41.54] Jester: Right...
[00:42.04] Richard: Lesson Two!
[00:42.64] Jester: Lesson number two
[00:45.14] is also fundamental,
[00:47.18] something that we call
[00:48.24] the rule of three.
[00:50.11] Set up the joke!
[00:51.87] Give it a stroke!
[00:53.32] Third time and Bang!
[00:54.42] Richard: Yes, now me!
[00:56.04] Three serfs walk into a bar,
[00:57.56] The first serf orders a hard grog.
[00:59.47] The second serf orders a hard grog.
[01:01.39] The third serf orders a hard grog,
[01:03.08] but he has no money,
[01:04.12] and neither do the other two,
[01:05.22] because they're serfs.
[01:08.98] Jester: Comedy gold.
[01:10.48] Richard: Yes!
[01:10.60] Jester I promise you,
[01:12.00] it's comedy gold.
[01:14.56] Hillarious.
[01:15.13] The crowd wil be rolling.
[01:16.66] Richard: Or heads will be rolled!
[01:18.32] Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.
[01:20.46] Richard: More, give me more!
[01:21.45] Jester: Props can be your riot,
[01:22.78] ethnic humor
[01:23.47] can't deny it
[01:24.36] or a prat fall if it's properly applied.
[01:27.57] Depending on the veiwer take it blacker
[01:29.76] work it bluer, or
[01:30.82] try an obzervational aside.
[01:32.51] Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers
[01:34.85] have pieces falling off of them?
[01:36.64] I mean, what's that all about?
[01:38.48] Jester: Comedy Gold!
[01:39.55] Richard: Comedy Gold!
[01:40.59] Together: I'm Tellin' you.
[01:41.52] Jester: It's Comedy Gold!
[01:42.68] Richard: Comedy Gold!
[01:43.53] Together: No doubt about it.
[01:45.28] Jester: Tallent like your's,
[01:45.85] sire, never gets old.
[01:47.73] Richard: And if iit does,
[01:48.97] You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you.
[01:52.37] Get it!
[01:52.55] Jester: Got it!
[01:53.16] Richard: Good.
[01:53.36] Together: Gonna be Killer.
[01:57.25] Gonna be ace.
[01:59.46] Folks dying of laughter
[02:02.92] all over the place.
[02:05.99] Richard: And if I get desperate?
[02:08.93] Jester: A pie in the face!
[02:11.25] Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!
[02:15.34]
[00:09.85] Take what folks think.
[00:11.40] Give it a wink.
[00:12.92] You try it on now, for size.
[00:15.72] Richard: Me? What's black and white and red all over.
[00:19.25] Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over?
[00:21.82] Richard: Those guys after I behead them.
[00:25.36] Jester: Comedy gold!
[00:27.30] I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it!
[00:31.59] If that doesn't slay 'em!
[00:33.05] Richard: I'll Murder you cold.
[00:34.58] Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold.
[00:37.80] Well, our work here is done so I'll...
[00:39.75] Richard: No... we're just getting started.
[00:41.54] Jester: Right...
[00:42.04] Richard: Lesson Two!
[00:42.64] Jester: Lesson number two
[00:45.14] is also fundamental,
[00:47.18] something that we call
[00:48.24] the rule of three.
[00:50.11] Set up the joke!
[00:51.87] Give it a stroke!
[00:53.32] Third time and Bang!
[00:54.42] Richard: Yes, now me!
[00:56.04] Three serfs walk into a bar,
[00:57.56] The first serf orders a hard grog.
[00:59.47] The second serf orders a hard grog.
[01:01.39] The third serf orders a hard grog,
[01:03.08] but he has no money,
[01:04.12] and neither do the other two,
[01:05.22] because they're serfs.
[01:08.98] Jester: Comedy gold.
[01:10.48] Richard: Yes!
[01:10.60] Jester I promise you,
[01:12.00] it's comedy gold.
[01:14.56] Hillarious.
[01:15.13] The crowd wil be rolling.
[01:16.66] Richard: Or heads will be rolled!
[01:18.32] Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.
[01:20.46] Richard: More, give me more!
[01:21.45] Jester: Props can be your riot,
[01:22.78] ethnic humor
[01:23.47] can't deny it
[01:24.36] or a prat fall if it's properly applied.
[01:27.57] Depending on the veiwer take it blacker
[01:29.76] work it bluer, or
[01:30.82] try an obzervational aside.
[01:32.51] Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers
[01:34.85] have pieces falling off of them?
[01:36.64] I mean, what's that all about?
[01:38.48] Jester: Comedy Gold!
[01:39.55] Richard: Comedy Gold!
[01:40.59] Together: I'm Tellin' you.
[01:41.52] Jester: It's Comedy Gold!
[01:42.68] Richard: Comedy Gold!
[01:43.53] Together: No doubt about it.
[01:45.28] Jester: Tallent like your's,
[01:45.85] sire, never gets old.
[01:47.73] Richard: And if iit does,
[01:48.97] You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you.
[01:52.37] Get it!
[01:52.55] Jester: Got it!
[01:53.16] Richard: Good.
[01:53.36] Together: Gonna be Killer.
[01:57.25] Gonna be ace.
[01:59.46] Folks dying of laughter
[02:02.92] all over the place.
[02:05.99] Richard: And if I get desperate?
[02:08.93] Jester: A pie in the face!
[02:11.25] Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!
[02:15.34]