The Woe-Is-Me-I'm-So-Misunderstood-Song" (a.k.a. "Utter Crap Song")

I hid inside my room like a fucking coward
The past 18 months flashed before me in the last 8 long hours
It was amazing, you finally got a rise out of me
Out of me

I laughed, I cried, well, I tried but I laughed again
Who the fuck needs a caricature to be their friend?
It's so fucking stupid, I'm just as scared and insecure as you
Maybe times two

And I wonder what you really thought of me
An intimate friend, a loud mouth jerk or just a novelty?
This is not an apology, just therapy

'Cause as we all know
'Cause as we all know
'Cause as we all know
'Cause as we all know

'Cause as we all know
'Cause as we all know
'Cause as we all know
I don't need anybody