Anybody Home?

ERNIE: So you wanted life to be like in the magazines?
A pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen
Don't you know you've got skin like Orange Peel?
Could be time for you to wake up from your music-dream
How about a little lesson in reality?

Anybody Home?
Hello?
Hello?!
Anybody Home?

So you wanted life to be like in the magazines?
A pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen
How about a little lesson in reality?
Stick your fingers in my pants and tell me what you feel!