Career Opportunities (Live)

[00:05.81] They offered me the office, offered me the shop
[00:10.47] They said I'd better take anything they'd got
[00:15.92] Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
[00:17.82] Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
[00:23.34] Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
[00:26.16] Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
[00:28.97] Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
[00:34.49] I hate the army an' I hate the RAF
[00:39.19] I don't wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
[00:44.72] I hate the civil service rules
[00:46.52] I won't open letter bombs for you
[00:52.18] Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
[00:54.88] Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
[00:57.60] Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
[01:06.80] Bus driver
[01:09.66] Ambulance man
[01:11.43] Ticket inspector
[01:14.27] I don't understand
[01:16.03] They're gonna have to introduce conscription
[01:20.75] They're gonna have to take away my prescription
[01:26.25] If they wanna get me making toys
[01:29.08] If they wanna get me, well I got no choice
[01:33.67] Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
[01:36.46] Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
[01:39.27] Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
[01:43.86] Career
[01:46.62] Career
[01:49.31] Career, are the never gonna knock
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