Don't Drive Yer Car Updraycott Avenue

Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday

Staring up the ridgeway
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Want to arrive in style, go an extra mile
Take the Fryent way instead

Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
Time it wrong
Catch the mums on the school run
You'll just sit there twiddling your thumbs

Watching Mum getting lairy
At the kids on the backseat
Pumped up on sugary snacks
It's much less stress, lighten your load
Take the Watford Road instead

Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
You'll get boxed in front and behind
They'll be out their cars
Exchanging hand signs

Air turning blue with a stream of abuse
But everybody's stuck so it's no use
It's much less stress, best clear your head
Best take the tube instead

Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday

Staring up the ridgeway
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Clear your head, it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead

Clear your head it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead