Croque Monsieur
๐ต 1938 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:09 duration
๐ ID: 16731184
๐ Lyrics
Start the jam
I'm bringing words together like an ampersand
Wordburg!
'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp
Slamming amps off the ramp
Hitting the Tamtam
Classier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am
Call Bran Van
This shit if 3000
A habitat for humanity
Free housing
Help people move
Thanks for giving a listening
To everywhere you go
Like pigeons in Islington
Different
Never tried or play it shock rappers
Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade
My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed
And I'm good without the shine
Like a diamond in the shade
Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse
Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut
If you make a mix-tape
Make sure you got a Burg song on it
A hominid
Who likes his PlayStation moddedded
Style self taught
And I let myself audit it
Oh shit!
This ain't a ham-and-cheese
Its Croque Monsieur
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
Lyrical Croque Monsieur
Making you plot thicker
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
And I keep warming up
Like someone had just bought me a sweater
Cause good things take time
Like a watch repossessor
Never leave you hanging
Count on your Burgy
For more lines
Than a sale at Burberry
Subverting
Can I get a five
Like Lorier?
Cause being boring is so cliche
Oh, behave
I stay on the mound
Like holiday
When I see an alien
I say: "Charlemagne!"
From salad days
To all you can eat luncheons
Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions
Curmudgeons
"What the hell is he doing?"
"Who's your target demographic?"
Humans
Whether your consuming Macaroons
Back in Saskatoon
Or back in Hali
Cracking brews in the afternoon
If someone says
That they're better than you
They're just a fraud
Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo
I'm bringing words together like an ampersand
Wordburg!
'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp
Slamming amps off the ramp
Hitting the Tamtam
Classier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am
Call Bran Van
This shit if 3000
A habitat for humanity
Free housing
Help people move
Thanks for giving a listening
To everywhere you go
Like pigeons in Islington
Different
Never tried or play it shock rappers
Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade
My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed
And I'm good without the shine
Like a diamond in the shade
Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse
Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut
If you make a mix-tape
Make sure you got a Burg song on it
A hominid
Who likes his PlayStation moddedded
Style self taught
And I let myself audit it
Oh shit!
This ain't a ham-and-cheese
Its Croque Monsieur
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
Lyrical Croque Monsieur
Making you plot thicker
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
And I keep warming up
Like someone had just bought me a sweater
Cause good things take time
Like a watch repossessor
Never leave you hanging
Count on your Burgy
For more lines
Than a sale at Burberry
Subverting
Can I get a five
Like Lorier?
Cause being boring is so cliche
Oh, behave
I stay on the mound
Like holiday
When I see an alien
I say: "Charlemagne!"
From salad days
To all you can eat luncheons
Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions
Curmudgeons
"What the hell is he doing?"
"Who's your target demographic?"
Humans
Whether your consuming Macaroons
Back in Saskatoon
Or back in Hali
Cracking brews in the afternoon
If someone says
That they're better than you
They're just a fraud
Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.05] Start the jam
[00:22.04] I'm bringing words together like an ampersand
[00:23.84] Wordburg!
[00:24.94] 'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp
[00:26.04] Slamming amps off the ramp
[00:28.08] Hitting the Tamtam
[00:29.04] Classier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am
[00:31.01] Call Bran Van
[00:33.07] This shit if 3000
[00:34.02] A habitat for humanity
[00:36.12] Free housing
[00:37.14] Help people move
[00:38.16] Thanks for giving a listening
[00:39.17] To everywhere you go
[00:41.19] Like pigeons in Islington
[00:42.18] Different
[00:43.22] Never tried or play it shock rappers
[00:45.22] Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade
[00:47.28] My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed
[00:50.28] And I'm good without the shine
[00:51.20] Like a diamond in the shade
[00:52.20] Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse
[00:54.36] Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut
[00:55.33] If you make a mix-tape
[00:56.36] Make sure you got a Burg song on it
[00:58.32] A hominid
[00:59.35] Who likes his PlayStation moddedded
[01:00.35] Style self taught
[01:01.48] And I let myself audit it
[01:03.47] Oh shit!
[01:04.46] This ain't a ham-and-cheese
[01:05.57] Its Croque Monsieur
[01:06.56] Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
[01:07.52] Like a pot-sticker
[01:08.51] How could I not give her?
[01:10.55] What am I, chopped liver?
[01:11.54] Don't think it's hot?
[01:12.58] I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
[01:14.55] Lyrical Croque Monsieur
[01:15.59] Making you plot thicker
[01:17.52] Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
[01:18.68] Like a pot-sticker
[01:19.63] How could I not give her?
[01:20.68] What am I, chopped liver?
[01:22.55] Don't think it's hot?
[01:23.63] I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
[01:24.67] And I keep warming up
[01:35.67] Like someone had just bought me a sweater
[01:37.65] Cause good things take time
[01:39.76] Like a watch repossessor
[01:40.76] Never leave you hanging
[01:41.75] Count on your Burgy
[01:42.76] For more lines
[01:43.72] Than a sale at Burberry
[01:45.79] Subverting
[01:46.73] Can I get a five
[01:47.75] Like Lorier?
[01:48.74] Cause being boring is so cliche
[01:50.88] Oh, behave
[01:51.83] I stay on the mound
[01:53.72] Like holiday
[01:54.74] When I see an alien
[01:55.70] I say: "Charlemagne!"
[01:56.78] From salad days
[01:58.67] To all you can eat luncheons
[01:59.62] Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions
[02:01.73] Curmudgeons
[02:02.72] "What the hell is he doing?"
[02:04.71] "Who's your target demographic?"
[02:06.79] Humans
[02:07.71] Whether your consuming Macaroons
[02:09.73] Back in Saskatoon
[02:10.77] Or back in Hali
[02:11.75] Cracking brews in the afternoon
[02:12.72] If someone says
[02:13.82] That they're better than you
[02:14.88] They're just a fraud
[02:15.89] Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo
[02:17.80]
[00:22.04] I'm bringing words together like an ampersand
[00:23.84] Wordburg!
[00:24.94] 'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp
[00:26.04] Slamming amps off the ramp
[00:28.08] Hitting the Tamtam
[00:29.04] Classier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am
[00:31.01] Call Bran Van
[00:33.07] This shit if 3000
[00:34.02] A habitat for humanity
[00:36.12] Free housing
[00:37.14] Help people move
[00:38.16] Thanks for giving a listening
[00:39.17] To everywhere you go
[00:41.19] Like pigeons in Islington
[00:42.18] Different
[00:43.22] Never tried or play it shock rappers
[00:45.22] Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade
[00:47.28] My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed
[00:50.28] And I'm good without the shine
[00:51.20] Like a diamond in the shade
[00:52.20] Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse
[00:54.36] Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut
[00:55.33] If you make a mix-tape
[00:56.36] Make sure you got a Burg song on it
[00:58.32] A hominid
[00:59.35] Who likes his PlayStation moddedded
[01:00.35] Style self taught
[01:01.48] And I let myself audit it
[01:03.47] Oh shit!
[01:04.46] This ain't a ham-and-cheese
[01:05.57] Its Croque Monsieur
[01:06.56] Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
[01:07.52] Like a pot-sticker
[01:08.51] How could I not give her?
[01:10.55] What am I, chopped liver?
[01:11.54] Don't think it's hot?
[01:12.58] I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
[01:14.55] Lyrical Croque Monsieur
[01:15.59] Making you plot thicker
[01:17.52] Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
[01:18.68] Like a pot-sticker
[01:19.63] How could I not give her?
[01:20.68] What am I, chopped liver?
[01:22.55] Don't think it's hot?
[01:23.63] I don't buy it, like a shoplifter
[01:24.67] And I keep warming up
[01:35.67] Like someone had just bought me a sweater
[01:37.65] Cause good things take time
[01:39.76] Like a watch repossessor
[01:40.76] Never leave you hanging
[01:41.75] Count on your Burgy
[01:42.76] For more lines
[01:43.72] Than a sale at Burberry
[01:45.79] Subverting
[01:46.73] Can I get a five
[01:47.75] Like Lorier?
[01:48.74] Cause being boring is so cliche
[01:50.88] Oh, behave
[01:51.83] I stay on the mound
[01:53.72] Like holiday
[01:54.74] When I see an alien
[01:55.70] I say: "Charlemagne!"
[01:56.78] From salad days
[01:58.67] To all you can eat luncheons
[01:59.62] Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions
[02:01.73] Curmudgeons
[02:02.72] "What the hell is he doing?"
[02:04.71] "Who's your target demographic?"
[02:06.79] Humans
[02:07.71] Whether your consuming Macaroons
[02:09.73] Back in Saskatoon
[02:10.77] Or back in Hali
[02:11.75] Cracking brews in the afternoon
[02:12.72] If someone says
[02:13.82] That they're better than you
[02:14.88] They're just a fraud
[02:15.89] Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo
[02:17.80]