Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?
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⏱️ 2:18 duration
🆔 ID: 16738367
📜 Lyrics
I don't feel like movin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.32] I don't feel like movin'
[00:13.68] I don't feel like talkin'
[00:15.69] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
[00:23.50] I barely feel like rollin'
[00:26.73] There's no way I'm rockin'
[00:28.86] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[00:36.06] When I saw him on TV
[00:37.99] I thought he looked crazy
[00:39.32] Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
[00:42.78] So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
[00:48.98] He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[00:55.21]
[00:59.76] I wanna be like Stephen
[01:02.13] So I'm gonna walk uneven
[01:04.93] And havin' a little trouble breathin'
[01:08.24] Hеy, hey, hey
[01:12.87] I'm gonna live by gravitational law
[01:15.35] I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
[01:18.69] And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
[01:21.88] Hey, hey, hey
[01:25.93] But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
[01:28.86] It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
[01:31.10] I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
[01:35.07] But then I learned the tail was a tube
[01:39.18] 'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
[01:44.69]
[01:48.21] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:52.27] You give me somethin' to believe in
[01:54.70] I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
[01:58.05] I think he might have melted in a wax museum
[02:01.54] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:04.65] Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
[02:08.17] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:11.27] You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
[02:14.04]
[00:13.68] I don't feel like talkin'
[00:15.69] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
[00:23.50] I barely feel like rollin'
[00:26.73] There's no way I'm rockin'
[00:28.86] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[00:36.06] When I saw him on TV
[00:37.99] I thought he looked crazy
[00:39.32] Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
[00:42.78] So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
[00:48.98] He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[00:55.21]
[00:59.76] I wanna be like Stephen
[01:02.13] So I'm gonna walk uneven
[01:04.93] And havin' a little trouble breathin'
[01:08.24] Hеy, hey, hey
[01:12.87] I'm gonna live by gravitational law
[01:15.35] I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
[01:18.69] And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
[01:21.88] Hey, hey, hey
[01:25.93] But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
[01:28.86] It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
[01:31.10] I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
[01:35.07] But then I learned the tail was a tube
[01:39.18] 'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
[01:44.69]
[01:48.21] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:52.27] You give me somethin' to believe in
[01:54.70] I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
[01:58.05] I think he might have melted in a wax museum
[02:01.54] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:04.65] Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
[02:08.17] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:11.27] You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
[02:14.04]