Everything Happens to Me

[00:14.97] Black cats creep across my path until I'm almost mad
[00:22.72] I must have roused the Devil's wrath
[00:27.91] 'Cause all my luck is bad
[00:34.72] I make a date for golf
[00:39.84] And you can bet you life it rains
[00:45.46] I try to give a party
[00:49.52] But the guy upstairs complains
[00:54.52] I guess I'll go through life
[00:57.43] Just catchin' colds and missin' planes
[01:03.51] Everything happens to me
[01:10.28] I never miss a thing
[01:14.42] I've had the measles and the mumps
[01:20.03] And every time I play an ace
[01:23.83] My partner always trumps
[01:28.18] I guess I'm just a fool
[01:31.15] Who never looks before he jumps
[01:37.39] Everything happens to me
[01:44.44] At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[01:53.59] That love would turn the trick to end despair
[02:01.57] But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:10.29] I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:21.38] I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:26.10] Sent an Air Mail Special, too
[02:30.33] Your answer was "Goodbye"
[02:34.37] And there was even postage due
[02:39.46] I fell in love just once
[02:43.16] And then it had to be with you
[02:49.51] Everything happens to me
[02:57.14] Everything happens to me
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