Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore
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While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of the dirty book store
A plastic flag with gum on the back
Fell out on the floor
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield
And if I could find ol' Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier said to me
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see
So, I ran the car upside a curb
Right into a tree
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
In the back of the dirty book store
A plastic flag with gum on the back
Fell out on the floor
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield
And if I could find ol' Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier said to me
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see
So, I ran the car upside a curb
Right into a tree
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said
But, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now, Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.25] While digesting Reader's Digest
[00:04.14] In the back of the dirty book store
[00:07.34] A plastic flag with gum on the back
[00:10.40] Fell out on the floor
[00:13.08] Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
[00:16.34] Slapped it on my window shield
[00:19.09] And if I could find ol' Betsy Ross
[00:22.23] I'd tell her how good I feel
[00:25.88] But, your flag decal won't get you
[00:29.31] Into Heaven any more
[00:32.36] They're already overcrowded
[00:35.35] From your dirty little war
[00:38.46] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[00:41.42] No matter what the reason's for
[00:44.35] And your flag decal won't get you
[00:47.63] Into Heaven any more
[00:51.72]
[00:56.62] Well, I went to the bank this morning
[00:59.74] And the cashier said to me
[01:03.20] "If you join the Christmas club
[01:05.70] We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
[01:09.11] Well, I didn't mess around a bit
[01:12.22] I took him up on what he said
[01:15.03] And I stuck them stickers all over my car
[01:18.29] And one on my wife's forehead
[01:22.08] But, your flag decal won't get you
[01:25.57] Into Heaven any more
[01:28.55] They're already overcrowded
[01:31.60] From your dirty little war
[01:34.63] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[01:37.74] No matter what the reason's for
[01:40.66] And your flag decal won't get you
[01:44.09] Into Heaven any more
[01:48.21]
[01:52.98] Well, I got my window shield so filled
[01:56.10] With flags I couldn't see
[01:59.09] So, I ran the car upside a curb
[02:02.56] Right into a tree
[02:05.14] By the time they got a doctor down
[02:08.59] I was already dead
[02:11.19] And I'll never understand why the man
[02:14.43] Standing in the Pearly Gates said
[02:18.20] But, your flag decal won't get you
[02:21.66] Into Heaven any more
[02:24.59] We're already overcrowded
[02:27.57] From your dirty little war
[02:30.59] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[02:33.64] No matter what the reason's for
[02:36.41] And your flag decal won't get you
[02:39.81] Into Heaven any more
[02:43.62]
[00:04.14] In the back of the dirty book store
[00:07.34] A plastic flag with gum on the back
[00:10.40] Fell out on the floor
[00:13.08] Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
[00:16.34] Slapped it on my window shield
[00:19.09] And if I could find ol' Betsy Ross
[00:22.23] I'd tell her how good I feel
[00:25.88] But, your flag decal won't get you
[00:29.31] Into Heaven any more
[00:32.36] They're already overcrowded
[00:35.35] From your dirty little war
[00:38.46] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[00:41.42] No matter what the reason's for
[00:44.35] And your flag decal won't get you
[00:47.63] Into Heaven any more
[00:51.72]
[00:56.62] Well, I went to the bank this morning
[00:59.74] And the cashier said to me
[01:03.20] "If you join the Christmas club
[01:05.70] We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
[01:09.11] Well, I didn't mess around a bit
[01:12.22] I took him up on what he said
[01:15.03] And I stuck them stickers all over my car
[01:18.29] And one on my wife's forehead
[01:22.08] But, your flag decal won't get you
[01:25.57] Into Heaven any more
[01:28.55] They're already overcrowded
[01:31.60] From your dirty little war
[01:34.63] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[01:37.74] No matter what the reason's for
[01:40.66] And your flag decal won't get you
[01:44.09] Into Heaven any more
[01:48.21]
[01:52.98] Well, I got my window shield so filled
[01:56.10] With flags I couldn't see
[01:59.09] So, I ran the car upside a curb
[02:02.56] Right into a tree
[02:05.14] By the time they got a doctor down
[02:08.59] I was already dead
[02:11.19] And I'll never understand why the man
[02:14.43] Standing in the Pearly Gates said
[02:18.20] But, your flag decal won't get you
[02:21.66] Into Heaven any more
[02:24.59] We're already overcrowded
[02:27.57] From your dirty little war
[02:30.59] Now, Jesus don't like killin'
[02:33.64] No matter what the reason's for
[02:36.41] And your flag decal won't get you
[02:39.81] Into Heaven any more
[02:43.62]