Mr. Lazo

mr. lazo nearly set my arm on fire
when he touched my sleeve with a heated wire

and dave will tell you:
if he hadn't seen karen in her summer dress
he might have missed, i can't say i blame him, i guess.

when he's around her, he acts so silly.
but i never dreamed he'd try to kill me

and dave will tell you:
she's a pretty girl
and when she's around his mind's awhirl.
but that's no excuse, it makes me want to hurl.

and dave will tell you:
i passed his class
in fact i got an A.
i guess he just felt bad about that stupid day.