Year of the Guru

[00:19.06] My leader told me to jump in the river
[00:21.16] The river was deep and the weather was winter
[00:23.44] After a sailer very kindly saved me
[00:25.61] My leader said to me, "You'd better take it easy"
[00:27.87] I took it so easy my leader called me lazy
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[00:39.31] Through the lack of red meat
[00:40.22] Everything was getting hazy
[00:41.54] Friends looked at me and said, "Man, you gotta be crazy"
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[00:48.54] Ooh leader
[00:52.71] Ooh leader
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[00:57.45] My leader said son you'd better get yourself together
[00:59.78] Never mind the fools who know what we're getting into
[01:02.13] A 40 mile walk would do us both a world of good
[01:04.47] He sat down, watched me take off down the road
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[01:15.15] Well, I walked so far my feet began to bleed
[01:18.19] This was good for me I just couldn't see it
[01:20.12] A motorist picked me up and said, "Look man, you must be crazy"
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[01:29.16] Ooh leader
[01:33.67] Ooh leader
[01:38.05] My leader came to see me in a hospital bed
[01:40.56] Well at least I really knew that my leader really cared
[01:42.70] After giving me a second-hand roach
[01:45.07] He said where's your donation man? It's all for a good cause
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[01:56.63] He left me all alone to work the riddle out
[01:58.60] But I just couldn't make it so I began to shout
[02:00.77] They stuck a hypodermic deep down into me said
[02:03.45] "Look out nurse! I think we got a loony"
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[02:09.82] Ooh leader
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[02:14.50] Ooh leader
[02:18.46] Okay baby follow me now
[02:21.51] Follow your leader
[02:23.37] Alright
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[03:47.11] Now here I sit in a state-run asylum
[03:49.36] Limitless, friendless but much more together
[03:51.48] I decided to do some good book readin'
[03:53.79] About the art of people leadin'
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[04:05.47] Now I'm the leader and they're being led
[04:07.30] What's the matter if they're crazy 'til you hear what I've said
[04:09.53] Being the leader is really where it's at
[04:11.91] But just how long can a good thing last?
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[04:18.91] Ooh leader
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[04:23.58] Ooh leader
[04:27.60] Now listen to this baby
[04:30.26] This is the year of the guru
[04:32.15] Now the thing to do is to ask yourself
[04:34.15] "What can a guru do for me?"
[04:36.25] Then you say to yourself
[04:37.38] "I gotta get a guru"
[04:39.22] "I gotta get a guru"
[04:41.52] "I gotta get a guru"
[04:43.53] A guru, guru, guru
[04:46.28] A good guru
[04:48.04] A good guru
[04:50.20] A good guru, a guru
[04:52.82] A guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru
[04:56.33] A guru, a guru
[04:57.88] I gotta get a guru, I gotta get a guru
[04:59.97] A guru get me, I gotta get a guru
[05:02.25] A guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru
[05:04.39] I gotta get a
[05:06.73] I gotta get a guru
[05:10.27] I gotta get a
[05:11.46] I gotta get a
[05:12.55] I gotta get a, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru, a guru
[05:16.83] A guru, a guru, a guru
[05:19.45] I gotta get a
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