Least Favorite Rapper (Ft. Nocando)

[00:02.36] Uh oh
[00:03.80] Hey I don't need no popper stoppers
[00:06.43] Cause the money in the pop
[00:08.03] Nocando, Busdriver
[00:10.45] Wait hold on though
[00:11.73] Project Blowed
[00:13.27] Don't say my name though
[00:13.50] Poppin' P's profusely
[00:15.49] I don't want anybody to know I'm on this song
[00:17.25] These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back
[00:21.58] So fuck sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back
[00:24.50] Your favorite rapper's brawny
[00:25.26] Wearing a French braided hair shirt
[00:27.04] My bank account be scrawny
[00:28.35] Since I was a 10th grader square twerp
[00:30.04] Your favorite rapper is extravagant
[00:31.34] Aside from his pompous name
[00:32.98] He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain
[00:36.14] Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
[00:38.72] From his condominium
[00:39.58] While brandishing his implausible mini-gun
[00:42.12] He sells more drugs than the FDA
[00:43.43] He's ready for war like FDR
[00:44.84] I believe him whole-heartedly
[00:46.47] Because he keeps saying it in every bar
[00:48.07] Your favorite guy said that he shot niggas
[00:49.90] On the grass lawn in his rap song
[00:51.48] But he's sweeter than baked goods
[00:52.53] When he claims his hood as Capcom
[00:54.32] Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's
[00:55.99] Repeats himself like a old timer
[00:57.59] He works harder than a gold miner
[00:59.01] When it comes to picking ghostwriters
[01:00.60] And me, I'm your least favorite
[01:02.27] With a haircut like a pineapple
[01:03.33] Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
[01:05.17] Loading candy corn like it's live ammo
[01:06.43] What's wrong with you?
[01:07.55] Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
[01:09.95] My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
[01:12.98] What's wrong with you?
[01:13.68] Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
[01:16.56] Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
[01:18.77] What the fuck is wrong with you?
[01:20.06] Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
[01:22.63] Because I'm the least favorite rapper:
[01:25.11] What's wrong with you?
[01:26.16] I am your least favorite
[01:27.75] I am your least favorite
[01:29.38] I am your least favorite
[01:30.95] I am your least favorite rapper
[01:34.99] My release date is after
[01:38.13] The D-Day disaster
[01:41.09] I need to get cheesecake for master
[01:42.93] I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
[01:45.39] Pissing on the circuit breaker
[01:46.35] While the strippers do the percolator
[01:47.63] I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper
[01:49.57] Read by the type of hipster
[01:50.87] That don't like the Illinois kinds of niggas
[01:52.46] While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards
[01:54.07] "Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga"
[01:55.67] Still unliked because my leading single's about
[01:57.25] Laser beams and force fields
[01:58.57] And my hoopty's not full of groupies
[01:59.92] Just Mabellyne and orange peels
[02:01.59] But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza Hut
[02:03.13] And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough
[02:04.76] But compared to them I'm street as fuck
[02:06.05] I will put USB in their tween cunts
[02:07.68] When it comes to this nerd rap
[02:09.23] It seems like the black thing's a problem
[02:10.82] You know what I Idi A-mean
[02:11.95] I feel like the last king of Scotland
[02:13.50] So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
[02:15.89] Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
[02:17.28] Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
[02:19.12] And an iced grill
[02:19.93] The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
[02:21.42] Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay
[02:22.81] Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
[02:24.39] Just to convince the women to stay
[02:25.71] Selling out like it was Christmas Day
[02:27.54] And give everyone an admission to pay
[02:28.97] For a tit in the face
[02:29.75] I was beginning to say
[02:30.73] What came first the chicken or egg
[02:32.03] The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
[02:34.49] Dissipates visits and strays
[02:35.80] What the fuck, did our whole approach to business decay?
[02:38.20] We underused all the parlor tricks
[02:39.54] Instead of talking about art and shit
[02:41.17] I should have put my hardened dick
[02:42.47] In the hind quarters of Time Warner
[02:44.60] It's over!
[02:45.62] That fool just served Time Warner
[02:47.28] Fools are sniffin' 'yay
[02:48.89] That fool had tits at your Christmas party!
[02:51.26] Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
[02:54.24] Yeah!
[02:55.84] What's wrong with you?
[02:57.45] Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
[03:00.18] My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
[03:02.56] What's wrong with you?
[03:03.40] I'm your least favorite rapper
[03:05.99] Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
[03:07.94] What the fuck is wrong with you?
[03:08.46] Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
[03:11.40] Because I'm your least favorite rapper
[03:14.57] What's wrong with you?
[03:15.58] I am your least favorite
[03:17.11] I am your least favorite
[03:18.48] I am your least favorite
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