The Laughing Policeman
๐ต 1485 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:34 duration
๐ ID: 16908135
๐ Lyrics
I know a fat old policeman
He's always on our street
A fat and jolly red-faced man
He really is a treat
He's too kind for a policeman
He's never known to frown
And everybody says he is the
Happiest man in town!
Oh, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
He laughs upon point duty
He laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when he's
Walking in the street
He never can stop laughing
He says he's never tried
But once he did arrest a man
And laughed until he cried!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Oh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
His jolly face is wrinkled
And then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth
It was a wonderous size
He said, "I must arrest you"
He didn't know what for
And then he started laughing
Until he cracked his jaw!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
So, if you chance to meet him
When walking 'round the town
Just shake him by his fat old hand
And give him half a crown
His eyes will beam and sparkle
He'll gurgle with delight
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed might!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh ha-ha, ooh ha! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
He's always on our street
A fat and jolly red-faced man
He really is a treat
He's too kind for a policeman
He's never known to frown
And everybody says he is the
Happiest man in town!
Oh, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
He laughs upon point duty
He laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when he's
Walking in the street
He never can stop laughing
He says he's never tried
But once he did arrest a man
And laughed until he cried!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Oh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
His jolly face is wrinkled
And then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth
It was a wonderous size
He said, "I must arrest you"
He didn't know what for
And then he started laughing
Until he cracked his jaw!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
So, if you chance to meet him
When walking 'round the town
Just shake him by his fat old hand
And give him half a crown
His eyes will beam and sparkle
He'll gurgle with delight
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed might!
Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Ooh ha-ha, ooh ha! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.46] I know a fat old policeman
[00:09.37] He's always on our street
[00:11.11] A fat and jolly red-faced man
[00:12.98] He really is a treat
[00:14.65] He's too kind for a policeman
[00:16.52] He's never known to frown
[00:18.43] And everybody says he is the
[00:20.41] Happiest man in town!
[00:22.17] Oh, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:24.39] Ooh-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[00:31.29] Ooh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:32.69] Ooh ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:40.54]
[00:44.42] He laughs upon point duty
[00:46.33] He laughs upon his beat
[00:48.28] He laughs at everybody when he's
[00:50.25] Walking in the street
[00:51.94] He never can stop laughing
[00:53.80] He says he's never tried
[00:55.69] But once he did arrest a man
[00:57.62] And laughed until he cried!
[00:59.48] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:01.55] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:09.12] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:11.31] Oh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:14.51]
[01:21.92] His jolly face is wrinkled
[01:23.89] And then he shut his eyes
[01:25.77] He opened his great mouth
[01:27.65] It was a wonderous size
[01:29.54] He said, "I must arrest you"
[01:31.41] He didn't know what for
[01:33.35] And then he started laughing
[01:35.20] Until he cracked his jaw!
[01:36.88] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:38.06] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:44.68] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:52.84] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:55.98]
[02:00.08] So, if you chance to meet him
[02:01.92] When walking 'round the town
[02:03.75] Just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:05.96] And give him half a crown
[02:07.71] His eyes will beam and sparkle
[02:09.55] He'll gurgle with delight
[02:11.55] And then you'll start him laughing
[02:13.53] With all his blessed might!
[02:15.49] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[02:16.34] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:17.59] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:24.62] Ooh ha-ha, ooh ha! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:27.77]
[00:09.37] He's always on our street
[00:11.11] A fat and jolly red-faced man
[00:12.98] He really is a treat
[00:14.65] He's too kind for a policeman
[00:16.52] He's never known to frown
[00:18.43] And everybody says he is the
[00:20.41] Happiest man in town!
[00:22.17] Oh, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:24.39] Ooh-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[00:31.29] Ooh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:32.69] Ooh ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[00:40.54]
[00:44.42] He laughs upon point duty
[00:46.33] He laughs upon his beat
[00:48.28] He laughs at everybody when he's
[00:50.25] Walking in the street
[00:51.94] He never can stop laughing
[00:53.80] He says he's never tried
[00:55.69] But once he did arrest a man
[00:57.62] And laughed until he cried!
[00:59.48] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:01.55] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:09.12] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:11.31] Oh ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:14.51]
[01:21.92] His jolly face is wrinkled
[01:23.89] And then he shut his eyes
[01:25.77] He opened his great mouth
[01:27.65] It was a wonderous size
[01:29.54] He said, "I must arrest you"
[01:31.41] He didn't know what for
[01:33.35] And then he started laughing
[01:35.20] Until he cracked his jaw!
[01:36.88] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[01:38.06] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:44.68] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:52.84] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[01:55.98]
[02:00.08] So, if you chance to meet him
[02:01.92] When walking 'round the town
[02:03.75] Just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:05.96] And give him half a crown
[02:07.71] His eyes will beam and sparkle
[02:09.55] He'll gurgle with delight
[02:11.55] And then you'll start him laughing
[02:13.53] With all his blessed might!
[02:15.49] Oh ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
[02:16.34] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:17.59] Ooh! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:24.62] Ooh ha-ha, ooh ha! Ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
[02:27.77]