The Mean Kitty Song (Hey Little Sparta)

[00:09.22] Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[00:11.19] Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[00:13.23] Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[00:15.55] Little kit-kitty, little kitty kitty-ky
[00:18.24] I got this little kitty about two months back
[00:20.28] He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
[00:22.33] This little kitty is a ninja always stalking my feet
[00:24.82] This little kitty is a warrior, you know what I mean
[00:27.34] He's an evil little kitty
[00:28.50] Look what he did to my hand
[00:29.98] Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
[00:31.87] I could give this cat a toy but he'd rather have the wrapper
[00:34.32] And I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper
[00:36.63] You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
[00:39.02] Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks all my hair
[00:41.41] Always scratching on my favorite chair
[00:42.59] And jumping on the couch
[00:43.81] Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
[00:46.03] He is so full of energy and easily amused
[00:48.87] Kitty will attack anything that moves
[00:50.65] Causing trouble, starting battles
[00:51.62] Just so he can be a part of
[00:52.82] He's the meanest little kitty so we named him Sparta
[00:55.78] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[00:57.89] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[01:00.10] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[01:02.53] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[01:05.06] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[01:07.27] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[01:09.49] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[01:11.82] Little bitty kitty wanna bite
[01:14.48] Where'd you go?
[01:15.68] Are you stalking me?
[01:16.76] Are you under the couch quite possibly?
[01:19.03] Ears laid back so you don't get caught?
[01:21.13] Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you've got?
[01:23.04] I know you're probably watching me from across the room
[01:25.67] Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon
[01:27.85] You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
[01:30.39] Come out, come out before I make things worse
[01:33.18] I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
[01:35.53] Hey kitty, why don't you give in?
[01:37.46] Even if you try to sneak up on me
[01:38.50] I'm prepared 'cause I got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
[01:42.17] I think I hear a little kitty under the bed
[01:44.38] I know you're making noises just to mess with my head
[01:46.51] You can stalk me all you want but I'm not your prey
[01:49.07] You always seem to find me first but not today
[01:51.50] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[01:53.95] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[01:56.24] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[01:58.65] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[02:00.97] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[02:03.47] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[02:05.64] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[02:08.17] Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
[02:10.68] I've got him cornered and now he's mine
[02:12.98] He's not gonna get away this time
[02:14.73] I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then
[02:17.53] Aww man, he's asleep in the sink
[02:19.78] What is with this cat? I'm confused
[02:22.06] He's got a bed but it's never been used
[02:24.13] In every waking moment kitty's out for the fight
[02:26.07] Then pfftt next minute kitty's out like a light
[02:28.82] How could I let this little creature inside my home?
[02:31.16] I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
[02:33.10] I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
[02:35.67] This kitty may destroy everything that I own
[02:38.43] Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
[02:40.86] He's the best little cat that I've had
[02:42.76] And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn't fighting
[02:46.01] He just wanted attention
[02:47.59] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[02:49.73] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[02:52.12] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[02:54.47] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[02:56.82] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[02:59.03] Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
[03:01.84] Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
[03:04.23] Showing love, that's all this kitty does
[03:06.19] Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[03:08.29] Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[03:10.49] Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
[03:12.96] Little kit-kitty, little kitty kitty-ky
[03:19.16] Nooo!
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