Well Man Clinic

I tried in bed for half an hour
Then I tried it in the shower
I stuck a paintbrush up my bum
Don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

My bed is drenched in sweat
I haven't shot my load yet
What's wrong with me

I squeezed my prostate with my thumb
But even then I didn't come
I found a picture of your mom
And that did the trick