CNR
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โฑ๏ธ 3:21 duration
๐ ID: 16936795
๐ Lyrics
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal, and excreted diamonds everyday
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
But you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway, oh
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
With two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
I'm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart
And show it to you right before you died
Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game
Give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
The ninja warrior, master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his own line at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
As a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
With an engine block strapped to his back
He could eat more frozen waffles
Then any other man I know
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
And he barely even stubbed his toe
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
Didn't even hurt
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
But he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
If you didn't treat him like a star
You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape
But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR
No, no, no
Talkin' about CNR
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal, and excreted diamonds everyday
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
But you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway, oh
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
With two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
I'm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart
And show it to you right before you died
Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game
Give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
The ninja warrior, master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his own line at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
As a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
With an engine block strapped to his back
He could eat more frozen waffles
Then any other man I know
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
And he barely even stubbed his toe
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
Didn't even hurt
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
But he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
If you didn't treat him like a star
You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape
But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR
No, no, no
Talkin' about CNR
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.28] Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
[00:18.90] The kind of man you'd never disrespect
[00:21.84] He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses
[00:23.90] And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
[00:27.68] He ate his own weight in coal, and excreted diamonds everyday
[00:33.46] He could throw you down a flight of stairs
[00:35.67] But you still would love him anyway
[00:38.58] Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway, oh
[00:42.35]
[00:52.83] Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
[00:55.30] With two flat tires and a missing chain
[00:58.44] He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
[01:01.31] I'm telling you the man was insane
[01:04.32] He could rip out your beating heart
[01:06.93] And show it to you right before you died
[01:09.65] Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game
[01:12.45] Give him a piggyback ride
[01:14.71] Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
[01:18.99]
[01:29.56] The ninja warrior, master of disguise
[01:31.98] He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, oh yeah
[01:37.17] Oh yeah
[01:40.30] He had his own line at the DMV
[01:42.98] He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
[01:45.76] Oh yeah
[01:48.48] Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
[01:52.05] Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
[01:54.63] As a potent aphrodisiac
[01:57.32] He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
[02:00.08] With an engine block strapped to his back
[02:03.27] He could eat more frozen waffles
[02:05.75] Then any other man I know
[02:08.86] Once he fell off the Chrysler building
[02:11.45] And he barely even stubbed his toe
[02:14.15] Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
[02:16.71] Didn't even hurt
[02:18.25]
[02:28.37] Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
[02:31.02] But he never ever told a soul
[02:33.68] I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
[02:36.33] And swallow a Volkswagen whole
[02:39.48] He'd bash your face in with a shovel
[02:42.01] If you didn't treat him like a star
[02:44.94] You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape
[02:47.73] But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR
[02:55.62] No, no, no
[03:00.46] Talkin' about CNR
[03:05.67]
[00:18.90] The kind of man you'd never disrespect
[00:21.84] He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses
[00:23.90] And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
[00:27.68] He ate his own weight in coal, and excreted diamonds everyday
[00:33.46] He could throw you down a flight of stairs
[00:35.67] But you still would love him anyway
[00:38.58] Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway, oh
[00:42.35]
[00:52.83] Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
[00:55.30] With two flat tires and a missing chain
[00:58.44] He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
[01:01.31] I'm telling you the man was insane
[01:04.32] He could rip out your beating heart
[01:06.93] And show it to you right before you died
[01:09.65] Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game
[01:12.45] Give him a piggyback ride
[01:14.71] Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
[01:18.99]
[01:29.56] The ninja warrior, master of disguise
[01:31.98] He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, oh yeah
[01:37.17] Oh yeah
[01:40.30] He had his own line at the DMV
[01:42.98] He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
[01:45.76] Oh yeah
[01:48.48] Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
[01:52.05] Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
[01:54.63] As a potent aphrodisiac
[01:57.32] He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
[02:00.08] With an engine block strapped to his back
[02:03.27] He could eat more frozen waffles
[02:05.75] Then any other man I know
[02:08.86] Once he fell off the Chrysler building
[02:11.45] And he barely even stubbed his toe
[02:14.15] Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
[02:16.71] Didn't even hurt
[02:18.25]
[02:28.37] Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
[02:31.02] But he never ever told a soul
[02:33.68] I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
[02:36.33] And swallow a Volkswagen whole
[02:39.48] He'd bash your face in with a shovel
[02:42.01] If you didn't treat him like a star
[02:44.94] You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape
[02:47.73] But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR
[02:55.62] No, no, no
[03:00.46] Talkin' about CNR
[03:05.67]