Mind Of A Sleeping an
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You ever have a nightmare and then decide to tell somebody about it
Then, about halfway through your explanation, you realize you're retarded?
Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary?
I had a scary dream last night, okay, tell me about it
I was running through this pool of marshmallows in my flip-flops, right?
Then the manager came running out of nowhere and he starts going, "Rrrrrr"
There's only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed
And Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom, and that was freaking me out
I love cheese
What? We're no longer friends
I'm not very good with people, even when I was little
My imaginary friend would play with a kid across the street
And I'd be like, "Hey, I guess we'll meet up later"
He'd be like, "Whatever, queer"
That's a hate crime
Do you love goose-down feathers, huh? Oh, they're nice
Mattress pad, pillows, comforter, it's like sleeping in heaven
'Til that quill comes through the pillowcase and sticks you in the eye and says
"How's that feel, bitch? Huh? Huh?"
"Do you wanna sleep on my carcass, do you?"
Oh, oh, why do you hurt so good, goose?
Maybe a higher thread count, six hundred, does the trick
Quit sleeping on 12, that's hay
That's one third of your life, spend the money
I was watching the country music channel the other day
And I fell asleep and I woke up racist
That's weird, they should put a warning on that channel
I just wanted a nap during the Dixie Chicks
Now there's holes in my linens
That's right, if you listen to the Dixie Chicks, you're racist
I have a pie chart that proves it
I don't have Segways, get used to that
A lot of comics do, I was at the mall last week
No, you weren't, do your joke
I study meditation, I love anything that says
The act of non-doing is the most important thing you can do with your life
My whole life, my parents have been like, "You are so lazy"
It turns out I'm a Buddhist, so suck it
Which isn't very Buddha-like, but I only read the first chapter
Thanks, Umar's dad
I have to apologize, I have really bad posture
My mom says it's because I have a huge cock
That's how she talks, yeah
She's a sailor, we don't judge her
She only follows one rule, and that's the rule of the sea
Then, about halfway through your explanation, you realize you're retarded?
Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary?
I had a scary dream last night, okay, tell me about it
I was running through this pool of marshmallows in my flip-flops, right?
Then the manager came running out of nowhere and he starts going, "Rrrrrr"
There's only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed
And Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom, and that was freaking me out
I love cheese
What? We're no longer friends
I'm not very good with people, even when I was little
My imaginary friend would play with a kid across the street
And I'd be like, "Hey, I guess we'll meet up later"
He'd be like, "Whatever, queer"
That's a hate crime
Do you love goose-down feathers, huh? Oh, they're nice
Mattress pad, pillows, comforter, it's like sleeping in heaven
'Til that quill comes through the pillowcase and sticks you in the eye and says
"How's that feel, bitch? Huh? Huh?"
"Do you wanna sleep on my carcass, do you?"
Oh, oh, why do you hurt so good, goose?
Maybe a higher thread count, six hundred, does the trick
Quit sleeping on 12, that's hay
That's one third of your life, spend the money
I was watching the country music channel the other day
And I fell asleep and I woke up racist
That's weird, they should put a warning on that channel
I just wanted a nap during the Dixie Chicks
Now there's holes in my linens
That's right, if you listen to the Dixie Chicks, you're racist
I have a pie chart that proves it
I don't have Segways, get used to that
A lot of comics do, I was at the mall last week
No, you weren't, do your joke
I study meditation, I love anything that says
The act of non-doing is the most important thing you can do with your life
My whole life, my parents have been like, "You are so lazy"
It turns out I'm a Buddhist, so suck it
Which isn't very Buddha-like, but I only read the first chapter
Thanks, Umar's dad
I have to apologize, I have really bad posture
My mom says it's because I have a huge cock
That's how she talks, yeah
She's a sailor, we don't judge her
She only follows one rule, and that's the rule of the sea
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.32] You ever have a nightmare and then decide to tell somebody about it
[00:02.48] Then, about halfway through your explanation, you realize you're retarded?
[00:06.75] Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary?
[00:08.72] I had a scary dream last night, okay, tell me about it
[00:11.41] I was running through this pool of marshmallows in my flip-flops, right?
[00:14.92] Then the manager came running out of nowhere and he starts going, "Rrrrrr"
[00:24.09] There's only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed
[00:27.47] And Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom, and that was freaking me out
[00:32.26] I love cheese
[00:35.35] What? We're no longer friends
[00:41.11] I'm not very good with people, even when I was little
[00:43.05] My imaginary friend would play with a kid across the street
[00:47.80] And I'd be like, "Hey, I guess we'll meet up later"
[00:49.58] He'd be like, "Whatever, queer"
[00:52.46] That's a hate crime
[00:57.88] Do you love goose-down feathers, huh? Oh, they're nice
[01:02.54] Mattress pad, pillows, comforter, it's like sleeping in heaven
[01:07.18] 'Til that quill comes through the pillowcase and sticks you in the eye and says
[01:11.32] "How's that feel, bitch? Huh? Huh?"
[01:14.05] "Do you wanna sleep on my carcass, do you?"
[01:16.06] Oh, oh, why do you hurt so good, goose?
[01:21.91] Maybe a higher thread count, six hundred, does the trick
[01:25.15] Quit sleeping on 12, that's hay
[01:29.35] That's one third of your life, spend the money
[01:36.03] I was watching the country music channel the other day
[01:37.78] And I fell asleep and I woke up racist
[01:42.54] That's weird, they should put a warning on that channel
[01:46.09] I just wanted a nap during the Dixie Chicks
[01:47.62] Now there's holes in my linens
[01:51.94] That's right, if you listen to the Dixie Chicks, you're racist
[01:54.98] I have a pie chart that proves it
[02:00.25] I don't have Segways, get used to that
[02:01.73] A lot of comics do, I was at the mall last week
[02:03.93] No, you weren't, do your joke
[02:09.88] I study meditation, I love anything that says
[02:12.15] The act of non-doing is the most important thing you can do with your life
[02:16.85] My whole life, my parents have been like, "You are so lazy"
[02:20.17] It turns out I'm a Buddhist, so suck it
[02:26.12] Which isn't very Buddha-like, but I only read the first chapter
[02:29.31] Thanks, Umar's dad
[02:34.11] I have to apologize, I have really bad posture
[02:36.34] My mom says it's because I have a huge cock
[02:40.56] That's how she talks, yeah
[02:43.22] She's a sailor, we don't judge her
[02:46.62] She only follows one rule, and that's the rule of the sea
[02:49.93]
[00:02.48] Then, about halfway through your explanation, you realize you're retarded?
[00:06.75] Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary?
[00:08.72] I had a scary dream last night, okay, tell me about it
[00:11.41] I was running through this pool of marshmallows in my flip-flops, right?
[00:14.92] Then the manager came running out of nowhere and he starts going, "Rrrrrr"
[00:24.09] There's only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed
[00:27.47] And Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom, and that was freaking me out
[00:32.26] I love cheese
[00:35.35] What? We're no longer friends
[00:41.11] I'm not very good with people, even when I was little
[00:43.05] My imaginary friend would play with a kid across the street
[00:47.80] And I'd be like, "Hey, I guess we'll meet up later"
[00:49.58] He'd be like, "Whatever, queer"
[00:52.46] That's a hate crime
[00:57.88] Do you love goose-down feathers, huh? Oh, they're nice
[01:02.54] Mattress pad, pillows, comforter, it's like sleeping in heaven
[01:07.18] 'Til that quill comes through the pillowcase and sticks you in the eye and says
[01:11.32] "How's that feel, bitch? Huh? Huh?"
[01:14.05] "Do you wanna sleep on my carcass, do you?"
[01:16.06] Oh, oh, why do you hurt so good, goose?
[01:21.91] Maybe a higher thread count, six hundred, does the trick
[01:25.15] Quit sleeping on 12, that's hay
[01:29.35] That's one third of your life, spend the money
[01:36.03] I was watching the country music channel the other day
[01:37.78] And I fell asleep and I woke up racist
[01:42.54] That's weird, they should put a warning on that channel
[01:46.09] I just wanted a nap during the Dixie Chicks
[01:47.62] Now there's holes in my linens
[01:51.94] That's right, if you listen to the Dixie Chicks, you're racist
[01:54.98] I have a pie chart that proves it
[02:00.25] I don't have Segways, get used to that
[02:01.73] A lot of comics do, I was at the mall last week
[02:03.93] No, you weren't, do your joke
[02:09.88] I study meditation, I love anything that says
[02:12.15] The act of non-doing is the most important thing you can do with your life
[02:16.85] My whole life, my parents have been like, "You are so lazy"
[02:20.17] It turns out I'm a Buddhist, so suck it
[02:26.12] Which isn't very Buddha-like, but I only read the first chapter
[02:29.31] Thanks, Umar's dad
[02:34.11] I have to apologize, I have really bad posture
[02:36.34] My mom says it's because I have a huge cock
[02:40.56] That's how she talks, yeah
[02:43.22] She's a sailor, we don't judge her
[02:46.62] She only follows one rule, and that's the rule of the sea
[02:49.93]