Canada is Really Big

When I look around me, I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy, we barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly 'cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country on this planet Earth
And if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first
As long as we keep Quebec

The USA has tanks, and Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks, they just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts

Most people will tell you that France is pretty large
But you can put 14 Frances into this land of ours
It'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work

We're larger than Malaysia, almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia, and it's a continent
So big we seldom bother to go see one another
Though we often go to other countries for vacations

Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not
The rest is kinda bumpy, but, man, do we have a lot
We got a lot of land, we got a whole lot of land

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd
'Cause Canada's really big
Thank you