Where Did Ev’ryone Go?

It's nice to know, that you recognize me
Your face looks quite familiar, to me
It's great to hear, that someone, remembers
How wonderful, it all used to be

Well, pal, if you wanna listen
I'm in the mood, for reminiscin'
Remember, how I'd walk in?
What excitement, there would be?

Every time, I made my entrance
Everyone, would stare, at me
The men would line up, like a parade
Everyone loved me, I had it made

Champagne, and plenty of it
Real imported caviar, Just for kicks
I'd burn up the table, when I'd light someone's cigar
I kept them laughin', jokes, by the yard

Everyone loved me, I was a card
And I had a guy, a fabulous guy
He'd dress me in mink and diamonds
And think of new things, to buy

Because he was mine
How I'd glitter and shine
And life was a ball
And wasn't it all, just cozy and fine

But nothing, lasts forever
And I've had, a darn good run
Seems like no one's, found the secret
How a girl, stays 21

I'll take that nightcap
One more, won't show
And tell me, mister
Maybe, you know

Where, oh where?
Oh where, did everyone go?