My Wife

[00:07.24] My life's
[00:09.01] In jeopardy
[00:11.02] Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
[00:14.94] I haven't been home since Friday night and now my wife
[00:18.48] Is comin' after me
[00:22.78] Give me police protection
[00:25.05] Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one
[00:29.49] Give me a bodyguard --
[00:32.53] A blackbelt judo expert
[00:34.07] With a machine gun!
[00:46.17] Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
[00:50.35] When she catches up with me
[00:52.24] Won't be no time to explain
[00:54.26] She thinks I've been with another woman
[00:56.85] And that's enough
[00:57.80] To send her half-insane!
[01:01.47] Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
[01:07.97] I may end up spendin' all my money
[01:13.21] But I'll still be alive!
[01:17.78] All I did was have a bit too much to drink
[01:22.25] And picked the wrong precinct
[01:25.82] Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think
[02:01.94] Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
[02:05.21] When she catches up with me
[02:07.38] Won't be no time to explain
[02:09.59] She thinks I've been with another woman
[02:12.19] And that's enough
[02:13.10] To send her half-insane!
[02:16.72] Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
[02:25.13] I may end up spendin' all my money
[02:28.49] But I'll still be alive!
[02:32.86] And I'm oh, so tired of running
[02:37.14] Gonna lay down on the floor
[02:40.70] I gotta rest some time
[02:43.09] So I can get to run some more
[02:46.33] Yeah!
[03:00.49] She's comin'!
[03:03.65] She's comin'!
[03:07.72] She's comin'!
[03:11.61] She's comin'!
[03:15.63] She's comin'!
[03:19.49] She's comin'!
[03:22.77] She's comin'!
[03:26.76] She's comin'!
[03:30.55] She's comin'!
[03:31.41] She's comin'!
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