Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

[00:10.14] If I die before I wake
[00:14.82] At least in heaven I can skate
[00:19.83] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[00:24.78] Without the man up on my back
[00:29.87] Now heaven would be a DJ
[00:32.74] Spinnin' dub all night long
[00:34.96] And heaven would be just kickin' back
[00:37.45] With Jesus packing my bong
[00:40.04] And if you don't believe in Jesus
[00:42.30] And Muhammad or Buddha too
[00:44.86] And while the world is warring
[00:47.31] We just sit back and laugh at you, singin'
[00:50.17] If I die before I wake
[00:54.83] At least in heaven I can skate
[00:59.88] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[01:04.72] Without the man up on my back
[01:10.04] Now when most people think of heaven
[01:12.32] They see those pearly gates
[01:14.81] But I looked a little closer
[01:17.26] And there's a sign that says "Do not skate"
[01:20.06] So if you wanna come to my heaven
[01:22.35] Well, we all gonna have a ball
[01:24.91] And everyone you know is welcome
[01:27.57] 'Cause we got no gates or walls, singin'
[01:30.22] If I die before I wake
[01:34.99] At least in heaven I can skate
[01:39.44] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[01:40.12] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[01:44.87] Without the man fuckin' with it
[01:50.49] Then I got to the gate
[01:52.60] Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate
[01:55.21] I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in
[01:57.52] You got a list here that doesn't end
[02:00.12] You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
[02:02.70] You teachin' any classes in how to cope?
[02:04.99] I'll find a place to rest my head
[02:07.66] I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
[02:10.16] Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
[02:12.15] We'll be bustin' Christ Airs until we get to heaven
[02:15.11] Think I really care that I missed biology?
[02:17.67] Got my education in Stalefish-ology
[02:20.41] With all your rules, you got to chill
[02:22.42] I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
[02:25.24] Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
[02:28.04] Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
[02:30.21] (Got the skills, got the skills)
[02:32.86] (Got the skills, got the skills)
[02:36.69] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[02:41.34] If I die before I wake
[02:46.26] At least in heaven I can skate
[02:51.45] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[02:56.39] Without the man up on my back
[03:00.12] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:01.46] If I die before I wake
[03:06.28] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:11.55] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:16.26] Without the man fuckin' with it
[03:21.60] If I die before I wake
[03:26.27] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:30.53] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:31.50] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:36.47] Without the man fuckin' with it
[03:41.76] If I die before I wake
[03:44.33] (Method air, judo air)
[03:46.21] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:49.46] (No, I don't care, I don't care)
[03:51.31] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:54.47] (I don't care, I don't care)
[03:56.42] Without the man fuckin' with it
[04:01.76] If I die before I wake
[04:06.38] At least in heaven I can skate
[04:10.69] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[04:11.57] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
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