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Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

๐Ÿ‘ค OPM โ€ข ๐ŸŽผ 100 Greatest Motivation Songs โ€ข โฑ๏ธ 4:18
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๐Ÿ“œ Lyrics

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus
And Muhammad or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you, singin'

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do not skate"

So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well, we all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls, singin'

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate
I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end

You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope?
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin' Christ Airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology?
Got my education in Stalefish-ology
With all your rules, you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
(Got the skills, got the skills)
(Got the skills, got the skills)

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it

If I die before I wake
(Method air, judo air)
At least in heaven I can skate
(No, I don't care, I don't care)
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
(I don't care, I don't care)
Without the man fuckin' with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit

โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics

[00:10.14] If I die before I wake
[00:14.82] At least in heaven I can skate
[00:19.83] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[00:24.78] Without the man up on my back
[00:29.87] Now heaven would be a DJ
[00:32.74] Spinnin' dub all night long
[00:34.96] And heaven would be just kickin' back
[00:37.45] With Jesus packing my bong
[00:40.04] And if you don't believe in Jesus
[00:42.30] And Muhammad or Buddha too
[00:44.86] And while the world is warring
[00:47.31] We just sit back and laugh at you, singin'
[00:50.17] If I die before I wake
[00:54.83] At least in heaven I can skate
[00:59.88] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[01:04.72] Without the man up on my back
[01:10.04] Now when most people think of heaven
[01:12.32] They see those pearly gates
[01:14.81] But I looked a little closer
[01:17.26] And there's a sign that says "Do not skate"
[01:20.06] So if you wanna come to my heaven
[01:22.35] Well, we all gonna have a ball
[01:24.91] And everyone you know is welcome
[01:27.57] 'Cause we got no gates or walls, singin'
[01:30.22] If I die before I wake
[01:34.99] At least in heaven I can skate
[01:39.44] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[01:40.12] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[01:44.87] Without the man fuckin' with it
[01:50.49] Then I got to the gate
[01:52.60] Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate
[01:55.21] I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in
[01:57.52] You got a list here that doesn't end
[02:00.12] You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
[02:02.70] You teachin' any classes in how to cope?
[02:04.99] I'll find a place to rest my head
[02:07.66] I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
[02:10.16] Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
[02:12.15] We'll be bustin' Christ Airs until we get to heaven
[02:15.11] Think I really care that I missed biology?
[02:17.67] Got my education in Stalefish-ology
[02:20.41] With all your rules, you got to chill
[02:22.42] I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
[02:25.24] Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
[02:28.04] Gonna twist out 'cause I've got the skills
[02:30.21] (Got the skills, got the skills)
[02:32.86] (Got the skills, got the skills)
[02:36.69] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[02:41.34] If I die before I wake
[02:46.26] At least in heaven I can skate
[02:51.45] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
[02:56.39] Without the man up on my back
[03:00.12] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:01.46] If I die before I wake
[03:06.28] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:11.55] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:16.26] Without the man fuckin' with it
[03:21.60] If I die before I wake
[03:26.27] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:30.53] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:31.50] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:36.47] Without the man fuckin' with it
[03:41.76] If I die before I wake
[03:44.33] (Method air, judo air)
[03:46.21] At least in heaven I can skate
[03:49.46] (No, I don't care, I don't care)
[03:51.31] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[03:54.47] (I don't care, I don't care)
[03:56.42] Without the man fuckin' with it
[04:01.76] If I die before I wake
[04:06.38] At least in heaven I can skate
[04:10.69] (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[04:11.57] 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
[04:13.90]

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