Elevator Man

Well, I'm waiting' in the elevator
To get a minute with my lawyer
Tryin' to make it the foyer
But I'm looking' like Tom Sawyer

It must've cost
Every single penny I had
I been briefed by a thief
I been mugged by a slug
Swept under the rug
And I don't know where I am

Well, I'm waiting' in the elevator
With the east coast promotion man
And he tells me I could use a tan
And he tells me he's my biggest fan

He must've lost
Every good thing he ever had
Coz' he acts like a fax
Looks like a dupe
Drinks blood with his soup
And he don't know who I am

Well, l'd like to ride the elevator
Way up to the tippy top
Straight up into hyperspace
Where heaven is the final stop
For getting' off
I'm getting' off
Tell the Big Man I been had
I wanna steal his wheels
Write bad checks with his pen
Have cheap sex in his den
And he won't know who I am
Who I am
Who I am
I am the elevator man
I am the elevator man