Critter

[00:14.54] If you love your lady then here's some good advice
[00:24.01] If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
[00:29.73] If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
[00:36.66] So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
[00:43.55] Hit her in the shitter
[00:45.15] Treat her like a critter
[00:47.00] Fuck that lady right
[00:50.26] Hit her in the shitter
[00:51.80] Treat her like a critter
[00:53.49] She won't put up a fight
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[01:05.26] If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
[01:14.38] When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
[01:21.07] Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
[01:24.12] She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
[01:33.22] Then you can
[01:33.87] Hit her in the shitter
[01:35.46] Treat her like a critter
[01:37.44] Fuck that dancer good
[01:40.56] Hit her in the shitter
[01:42.11] Treat her like a critter
[01:44.16] Just like Ron Jeremy would
[01:47.28] Hit her in the shitter
[01:48.96] Treat her like a critter
[01:50.85] Use your spit for lube
[01:54.03] Hit her in the shitter
[01:55.64] Treat her like a critter
[01:57.30] Screw her poopie tube
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[02:23.78] Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to his song)
[02:36.54] Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong
[02:42.69] Hit her in the shitter
[02:45.53] Gotta treat her like a critter
[02:49.38] Treat her like a critter
[02:52.71] Fuck fuck yeah
[02:54.36] Treat her like a critter
[02:55.95] Woah, she really likes it
[02:57.76] Treat her like a critter
[02:59.32] Yeah, my little slut girl
[03:01.15] Treat her like a critter
[03:03.33] Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
[03:08.12] She likes it in the ass
[03:17.14] Ooh yeah yeah yeah
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