Pre-Show Routine

[00:29.08] Door guy: Line starts there!
[00:29.90] WB: Oh, hey man, I'm... uh... I'm just going in, I'm a performer... Wordburglar
[00:33.19] DG: You're the Wordburglar?
[00:34.46] WB: Yeah
[00:35.05] DB: The original verb hurdler?
[00:36.69] WB: Uh, yeah, yeah
[00:37.49] DG: The herb-murderin' Persia to Alberterer?
[00:39.43] WB: Uh, yeah
[00:40.20] DG: The nerd interpreter?
[00:41.16] WB: Uh
[00:41.79] DB: The shirt purchaser?
[00:42.77] WB: Uh
[00:43.49] DG: The preferred serb terse sermoner? The syzryup slurperer?
[00:46.54] WB: Well...
[00:47.30] DG: The citizen's concernederer?
[00:48.71] WB: Yeah
[00:49.29] DB: Purple nurplerer? The verbal Silver Surferer?
[00:51.71] WB: Oh, yeah, that's a good one...
[00:52.62] DB: The sherpa murmerer? The bonds maturerer?
[00:55.10] WB: Well, I don't know about that...
[00:55.93] DG: The know a girl named Ursula Converse Returnerer?
[00:57.85] WB: Well... once
[00:58.50] GD: The earth surfacin' worst lurkerin' flermerer?
[01:01.32] WB: What is that?
[01:01.92] GD: The perp squirmishin' burn furnacin' hernia?
[01:04.85] WB: No, not that one
[01:05.72] GD: The multinational mergerer?
[01:06.96] WB: uh
[01:07.60] GD: Uma Thurmaner?
[01:08.49] WB: Definately not
[01:09.25] GD: The fern squirterer? The confirmed dessert serverer?
[01:12.49] WB: Used to be...
[01:13.09] GD: The jerk in the ferkin slurpin' suburbaner?
[01:14.85] WB: ...
[01:15.55] DG: The hair curlerer? The Shirley Temple Shirlerer? The My Name is Earl-erer?
[01:21.84] WB: N.no
[01:22.44] DG: The god damn Wordburglar?
[01:24.24] WB: Uh... well, yeah
[01:25.78] DG: Never heard of ya... eight bucks!
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