Just One Beer

[00:04.86] One beer then I'm gone
[00:06.97] The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on
[00:09.97] got together and decided to come here
[00:14.92] They're not pretty
[00:15.91] They're not small
[00:17.05] I don't give a damn at all
[00:19.04] Tonight I'm only having just one beer
[00:24.08] Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers
[00:29.15] I don't mind the atmosphere in here
[00:34.20] It feels so right, it must be wrong
[00:36.12] I know I can't stay too long
[00:38.28] Tonight I'm only having just two beers
[00:44.23] Three beers but no more
[00:46.28] There's no way I'm drinking four
[00:48.35] My attitude's improving with the beer
[00:53.33] I was mad but now I'm glad
[00:55.37] The women in here, they ain't so bad
[00:58.37] Tonight I'm only having just three beers
[01:02.45] Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers
[01:07.47] I kinda like the atmosphere in here
[01:12.47] It feels so right, it must be wrong
[01:14.55] I know I can't stay too long
[01:17.56] Tonight I'm only having just six beers
[01:22.62] Twelve beers then I quit
[01:24.69] Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit
[01:26.63] I just spent my whole paycheck in here
[01:31.65] I took a chance
[01:33.74] I tried to dance
[01:34.78] I threw up and pissed my pants
[01:36.73] All off one beer
[01:41.82] Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer
[01:46.84] At least that's what I said when I got here
[01:51.80] It felt so right, but it was wrong
[01:53.98] I know that I've stayed too long
[01:55.97] I think I musta drank hundred beers
[02:01.02] Well now I wished I had only one beer
[02:06.03] God I wish I never came in here
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