Love Is Infectious

She keeps her patience for the bedroom
Should satisfy her for a week
Her domination is executed cheaply
With her studio technique

(What's new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What's new?)
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, ohh
(New!)
Illegitimate contributions
(What's new?)
Neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
(I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(I don't know about it!)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about it!)

(New!
What's new?
New!
What's new?)

She keeps appointments by the hour glass
Guerilla warfare in her bed
And constant love is oh-oh-oh so negative
We're simulating sex instead

(What's new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What's new?)
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, ohh
(New!)
Illegitimate contributions
(What's new?)
Neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
(I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about it!)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about it!)

(New!)

No personality's essential
Nobody strictly in command
She's not direct, elusive
Or inadequate
Love's incompatible commands

(What's new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What's new?)
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, ohh
(New!)
Illegitimate contributions
(What's new?)
Neurotic heartaches are conceived
Oh well

Love is infectious
(I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about it!)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about that)
Love is infectious
(Well I don't know about it!)

(New!
What's new?)
You better beat it man!
(New!)
Why don't you tell me
(What's new?
New!)