Alternative Candidate (A Demo For Proposed 1984 Musical)

[00:33.98] Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain
[00:42.29] Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain
[00:49.57] Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed
[00:57.70] Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
[01:06.93] I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself
[01:15.11] I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself
[01:22.41] I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself
[01:30.68] Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home
[01:49.70] I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room
[01:57.05] Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon
[02:04.35] Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing
[02:08.05] Because inside this tin is tin
[02:12.65] Would you like to techno-plate cause I'm your candidate
[02:19.08] Oh yeah
[02:21.72] It's a matter of life
[02:24.43] And the way you walk, you've got a BrylCream queen
[02:29.93] It's a matter of tact
[02:31.88] In the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean
[02:37.23] A matter of fact
[02:40.00] That a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen
[02:45.52] So I'll pretend I'm walking home
[03:19.33] You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune
[03:26.68] You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons
[03:34.87] You don't have to paint my contact black
[03:37.55] Now I've hustled a pair of jeans
[03:42.19] Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling
[03:51.23] I'll make you a deal
[03:54.07] I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped
[03:59.56] I'll make you a deal
[04:01.35] You can get your kicks on the candidate
[04:06.83] I'll make you a deal
[04:08.65] For your future's sake, I'm the candidate
[04:15.04] Let's pretend we're walking home
[04:21.31] Uh-huh, uh-huh
[04:28.76] I'm the candidate
[04:32.37] I'm the candidate
[04:36.01] Vote now for the candidate
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