Heinous Anus

[00:00.68] 10 am, and I hit the alarm
[00:01.94] It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on
[00:03.70] And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup
[00:05.58] I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt
[00:07.57] Grab my knees and howl like a dawg
[00:09.50] I've got a 12 inch long jalapeo log
[00:11.74] You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pass
[00:13.62] I ain't got a week to nurse my ass!!!
[00:16.24] I just want a normal stool!
[00:18.08] Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
[00:52.10] I've been on the throne all day
[00:53.82] I can't face the world in any other way
[00:55.79] Help me out,
[00:56.66] I wanna be someone who
[00:57.62] Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!!
[01:00.14] I don't want this screaming hoop!!!
[01:01.99] Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
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