Just Like Tiger Woods [Explicit]
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โฑ๏ธ 3:40 duration
๐ ID: 17192829
๐ Lyrics
If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyways
Lie through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new pornstar everyday
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it so you know you could
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
You can be a tiger anyways
Lie through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new pornstar everyday
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it so you know you could
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:26.03] If you don't golf that's okay
[00:32.02] You can be a tiger anyways
[00:37.77] Lie through your teeth when things gets tough
[00:43.32] Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
[00:49.53] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[00:52.44] Fertilise the ladies in the neighbourhood
[00:55.13] Get real rich and you will find
[00:57.89] All the hot chicks will want to grind
[01:00.99] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:03.69] Grip that shaft like you know you should
[01:06.36] Get a platinum card, it will be all good
[01:09.26] The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
[01:14.34] Remember this when you're having fun
[01:19.24] Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
[01:25.64] If the word gets out don't be afraid
[01:30.92] When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
[01:37.27] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:40.08] Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
[01:43.00] Don't think about those three foot putts
[01:46.14] Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
[01:48.80] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:51.47] Text messages are never good
[01:54.16] Nail a girl at the driving range
[01:57.07] Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
[02:02.47] Have your best friend book all your flights
[02:05.53] Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
[02:08.30] Get a call girl and maybe just chill
[02:11.14] Be willing to part with a hundred mil
[02:13.80] Bang a new pornstar everyday
[02:16.82] Tell your sponsors it will be okay
[02:19.53] Surprise them all with an invitation
[02:24.74] To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
[02:44.74] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[02:47.51] Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
[02:50.36] Tell your wife how it's gonna be
[02:53.08] Your driver is community property
[02:56.06] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[02:58.79] Brett Favre did it so you know you could
[03:01.57] Become the king of your neighbourhood
[03:04.25] Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
[03:16.68] Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
[03:38.74]
[00:32.02] You can be a tiger anyways
[00:37.77] Lie through your teeth when things gets tough
[00:43.32] Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
[00:49.53] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[00:52.44] Fertilise the ladies in the neighbourhood
[00:55.13] Get real rich and you will find
[00:57.89] All the hot chicks will want to grind
[01:00.99] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:03.69] Grip that shaft like you know you should
[01:06.36] Get a platinum card, it will be all good
[01:09.26] The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
[01:14.34] Remember this when you're having fun
[01:19.24] Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
[01:25.64] If the word gets out don't be afraid
[01:30.92] When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
[01:37.27] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:40.08] Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
[01:43.00] Don't think about those three foot putts
[01:46.14] Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
[01:48.80] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:51.47] Text messages are never good
[01:54.16] Nail a girl at the driving range
[01:57.07] Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
[02:02.47] Have your best friend book all your flights
[02:05.53] Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
[02:08.30] Get a call girl and maybe just chill
[02:11.14] Be willing to part with a hundred mil
[02:13.80] Bang a new pornstar everyday
[02:16.82] Tell your sponsors it will be okay
[02:19.53] Surprise them all with an invitation
[02:24.74] To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
[02:44.74] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[02:47.51] Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
[02:50.36] Tell your wife how it's gonna be
[02:53.08] Your driver is community property
[02:56.06] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[02:58.79] Brett Favre did it so you know you could
[03:01.57] Become the king of your neighbourhood
[03:04.25] Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
[03:16.68] Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
[03:38.74]