Cat vs. dog (japanese)

Neko V. Inu kono inu gomi-me
Yakyū batto de uta re chimae
Boku no ichiban okiniiri kowaidaro odoroka seru na yo asa hoeru no
yamero, mondai arimasu ka?
Chi ga fuki deru made shita nakunare goshujinsama
hashitte kuru yo hoete miro, yorokonde koroshi chau zo
Neko V. Inu kenka jōtō sekaijū no neko hōmuru zo shinu made atama
kamitsuku zo nōmiso ichimen kankeinaishi nakama to issho ni iwau ze
ippai ningen no tomodachi soreha inu de
neko janai sō-sa, koreha homosepian no seikai sa
Isshō kirai