Jesus Wants To Be My Buddy

Jesus wants to be my buddy
Make off of my back
Tons of Catholic money

He's offering smokes
Smoking cigars
Driving fast and breaking cheap guitars
But there's nothing more
Nothing more

Jesus invited me to a party
Where everyone
Dresses up kind of funny

People you've seen
People you'll see
People you never knew who they'd ever be
But there's nothing more
Nothing more