I Got Knocked Out The Same Night England Did

[00:01.05] Am waiting for a cab
[00:02.59] On a taxi rank
[00:03.33] England just lost the semi finals so tonight ain't all that
[00:05.99] Chatting shit in the back
[00:06.94] Whilst I eat my kebab
[00:08.49] The whole night I've been avoiding getting into a scrap
[00:10.55] Because some people take football way too seriously
[00:13.54] It's kicking off between these two guys near to me
[00:16.17] But before I can flee the scene
[00:17.98] They both turn around and for some reason they start on me
[00:21.06] I got knocked out
[00:22.06] I got knocked out
[00:23.36] I got knocked out
[00:24.36] The same night England did
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[00:40.79] The last thing I recall before he kicked me in the chest
[00:43.07] Was the potent smell of grey goose that lingered on his breath
[00:45.62] I threw a punch but he ducked
[00:46.93] And now my head is fucked
[00:47.93] A hospital bed in a and e is where I woke up
[00:50.52] I ask my mates what went down they told me I got in a row
[00:53.09] I got banged out and hit my head right on the ground
[00:55.31] Ow now I have to stay here for 3 nights
[00:57.94] I guess football isn't coming home and neither am I
[01:00.57] I got knocked out
[01:01.56] I got knocked out
[01:02.52] I got knocked out
[01:03.62] The same night England did
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