Your Average Popstar

Everywhere you look, you see me
In the tabloids, and the news
The paparazzi takes pics of the stupid things I do
I'm 16 and I sing love songs, because I know what true love is
But please remember my name after my five seconds of fame

I'm just your average popstar (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Everyone wants to be like me (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
I'm just your average popstar (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Come and lip-sync this song with me
(Come and lip-sync this song with me)

Every single teen girl loves me
I send them in a rage
They'd be so disappointed to see what I do backstage
I'm not a musician, my fans don't seem to care
As long as I'm good looking, they'll always be there

I am a good dancer, at least that's what my fans think
I'm also good at singing
I just need autotuning

I'm just your average popstar (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Everyone wants to be like me (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
I'm just your average popstar (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Come and lip-sync this song with me

Did you hear about the poor ones? Suffering every day?
The hungry, the sick, and the dying or the wounded of war?
The news don't talk about that, because my new haircut matters more

I'm a forgotten popstar (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
What happened to all my money?

I'm a forgotten popstar (Oh no, oh no)
Nobody wants to be like me (Oh no, oh no)
I'm just a locked-up popstar (Oh no, woah no)
Come back to it when I turn forty