REVEAL GLORIOuS PLOT TWIST

Hello dirk
Let's play a game
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
In fact I think you are actually quite good looking
Your eyes are an ocean
Your breasts are also an ocean
And um
By the way
It's not like I actually like you or anything
Bucka
I hate you
And yet I like you
And yet I hate you
And yet I like you
And yet I hate you
And yet I lo-*ahem*
That being said
I win again
See you later dirk
(Ha ha ha ha)