Lard Lad

[00:37.29] Greed beckons greed
[00:41.22] Colossal, demonic
[00:45.33] Astronomers warn
[00:49.38] A disturbance ionic
[00:53.65] He won't get it back
[00:57.94] The donut colossal
[01:01.90] He awakens the wrath
[01:06.09] Of the fifty foot eyesores
[01:09.93] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
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[01:18.68] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
[01:26.25] Value wears a neon sombrero
[01:30.32] And there's not a single church or library
[01:35.81] To offend the eye
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[01:59.62] Advertising's to blame
[02:04.09] For this rampage of giants
[02:08.37] A Lard Lad, enraged
[02:12.65] And Brockman turns violent
[02:16.85] An agency man
[02:20.81] Knows the mascots' Achilles
[02:25.25] Without the attention
[02:28.20] Thеy fall to their knees
[02:33.08] Ah, the Miracle Milе!
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[02:41.66] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
[02:49.08] Value wears a neon sombrero
[02:53.14] And there's not a single church or library
[02:58.68] To offend the eye
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[03:59.52] Nobody wants him
[04:04.75] They just turn their heads
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[04:10.76] Sparing the children
[04:16.61] Destroying the school instead
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[04:22.55] The town has been saved
[04:26.46] Now the worst has all happened
[04:30.83] Unless you're an orphan
[04:34.68] Or basketball captain
[04:38.84] But heed my advice
[04:43.09] The demons are rising
[04:47.22] That's what you welcome
[04:50.74] When you trust advertising
[04:54.58] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
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[05:03.05] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
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[05:11.53] Ah, the Miracle Mile!
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[05:20.13] Ah
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