Clinical Colostomy
๐ต 1293 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:29 duration
๐ ID: 17381436
๐ Lyrics
Stainless steel doors burst open
A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
By the stench
Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess seeps
Punctuating the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
Colonical
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance
Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
The ribcage opens
A smell comes to the face
Brown stained lungs oozing feces
Regurgitation ensues
Disbelieving doctors form theories
Manure, in puddles
From a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have drained
From his pooper
Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
Stainless steel doors open
Yet in the other way
Frenetic surgeons are fleeing
This coprophagic mess
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
A gruesome ending
To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
Had to be endured
A bacteriological manifestation
Which leaves no doubt
Infesting bystanders
With this methane gargling disease
A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
By the stench
Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess seeps
Punctuating the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
Colonical
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance
Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
The ribcage opens
A smell comes to the face
Brown stained lungs oozing feces
Regurgitation ensues
Disbelieving doctors form theories
Manure, in puddles
From a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have drained
From his pooper
Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
Stainless steel doors open
Yet in the other way
Frenetic surgeons are fleeing
This coprophagic mess
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
A gruesome ending
To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
Had to be endured
A bacteriological manifestation
Which leaves no doubt
Infesting bystanders
With this methane gargling disease
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.97] Stainless steel doors burst open
[00:12.57] A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
[00:14.75] Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
[00:16.92] By the stench
[00:21.17] Horrified nurses scatter
[00:23.71] Foul human cess seeps
[00:25.62] Punctuating the smell
[00:27.64] Of acrid colonic contents
[00:30.25] Colonical
[00:34.02]
[00:42.61] Numbed by the reek
[00:44.16] Prepare for surgery
[00:46.09] Internal horror revealed
[00:48.04] With a blast from the asscheek
[00:50.17] Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance
[00:54.25] Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table
[00:57.89] Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
[01:01.72] Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
[01:05.96] The ribcage opens
[01:13.38] A smell comes to the face
[01:20.56] Brown stained lungs oozing feces
[01:21.47] Regurgitation ensues
[01:23.47]
[01:32.61] Disbelieving doctors form theories
[01:34.67] Manure, in puddles
[01:36.44] From a human sewer
[01:37.41] An unbelievable reek should have drained
[01:40.88] From his pooper
[01:42.16] Gasses build up pressure
[01:44.12] Causing an ominous rumble from within
[01:47.80] A ghastly turn of events
[01:51.55] Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
[02:04.32] Stainless steel doors open
[02:05.58] Yet in the other way
[02:07.52] Frenetic surgeons are fleeing
[02:09.57] This coprophagic mess
[02:11.79] Numbed by the reek
[02:16.11]
[02:24.20] Prepare for surgery
[02:25.97] Internal horror revealed
[02:27.90] With a blast from the asscheek
[02:32.34] A gruesome ending
[02:33.92] To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
[02:35.72] The art of forensic scatology
[02:37.79] Had to be endured
[02:39.51] A bacteriological manifestation
[02:41.46] Which leaves no doubt
[02:43.36] Infesting bystanders
[02:45.36] With this methane gargling disease
[02:47.76]
[00:12.57] A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
[00:14.75] Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
[00:16.92] By the stench
[00:21.17] Horrified nurses scatter
[00:23.71] Foul human cess seeps
[00:25.62] Punctuating the smell
[00:27.64] Of acrid colonic contents
[00:30.25] Colonical
[00:34.02]
[00:42.61] Numbed by the reek
[00:44.16] Prepare for surgery
[00:46.09] Internal horror revealed
[00:48.04] With a blast from the asscheek
[00:50.17] Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance
[00:54.25] Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table
[00:57.89] Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
[01:01.72] Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
[01:05.96] The ribcage opens
[01:13.38] A smell comes to the face
[01:20.56] Brown stained lungs oozing feces
[01:21.47] Regurgitation ensues
[01:23.47]
[01:32.61] Disbelieving doctors form theories
[01:34.67] Manure, in puddles
[01:36.44] From a human sewer
[01:37.41] An unbelievable reek should have drained
[01:40.88] From his pooper
[01:42.16] Gasses build up pressure
[01:44.12] Causing an ominous rumble from within
[01:47.80] A ghastly turn of events
[01:51.55] Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
[02:04.32] Stainless steel doors open
[02:05.58] Yet in the other way
[02:07.52] Frenetic surgeons are fleeing
[02:09.57] This coprophagic mess
[02:11.79] Numbed by the reek
[02:16.11]
[02:24.20] Prepare for surgery
[02:25.97] Internal horror revealed
[02:27.90] With a blast from the asscheek
[02:32.34] A gruesome ending
[02:33.92] To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
[02:35.72] The art of forensic scatology
[02:37.79] Had to be endured
[02:39.51] A bacteriological manifestation
[02:41.46] Which leaves no doubt
[02:43.36] Infesting bystanders
[02:45.36] With this methane gargling disease
[02:47.76]