Missing Persons Bureau

Why can't I talk to him?
They tell me he's not around
Tried to get a message to him
They tell me he's not in town
He would not check out this way
Ooh, it's been seven lonely days

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love

Rumours going round this town
He's been running round
Been seen with my very best friend
I can't believe it of them
I think he's been kidnapped and held back
By some crazy maniac

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love