Narcissistic Teen Makes First XI

I'll never really understand why I believe you.
You're so sly and underhand; I think I'll leave you.
Everything I stole since we met — I stole no
kisses, just some books and the odd cigarette.

It's raining — no, it's sunny.

Oh, well you've scuppered all my best-laid plans.
I can't believe you dismiss my pleas. It's right out of hand.
I can't believe you listed everything I stole since we met
— but I stole no kisses, just some books and a butterfly-lid.

It's raining — no, it's sunny.

No, I never lacked causes anyway, oh no.
I never lacked causes anyway. Hey, oh!
It's true what they say, true what they say. Hey, oh!

(Instrumental)