Dr. Zaius

Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy.
Want a second opinion.
You're also lazy.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can.
Well I couldn't before!

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [He can talk,He can talk,He can talk]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [He can talk,He can talk,He can talk]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [He can talk,He can talk,He can talk]
I can siiiiiing!
Oh... Dr. Zaius