The Rain In Spain

Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins!
Hear our plea or payday we
Will quit, Professor Higgins!

Ay not I, O not Ow,
Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow,
Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"...

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Again
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

I think she's got it!
I think she's got it!

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
By George, she's got it!
By George, she's got it!

Now, once again where does it rain?
On the plain!
On the plain!
And where's that soggy plain?
In Spain!
In Spain!

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Hurricanes hardly happen.

How kind of you to let me come!
Now once again, where does it rain?
On the plain!
On the plain!
Henry
And where's that blasted plain?
In Spain!
In Spain!

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!