04 - Live With Me

I got nasty habits, I take tea at three
Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week
My best friend, he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese
Don't ya think there's a place for you in between the sheets?

Come on now, honey, we can build a home for three (yeah)
Come on now, honey, don't you wanna live with me? (Whoo!)

And there's a score of harebrained children
They're all locked in the nursery
They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks
They're so 20th century

Well, they queue up for the bathroom 'round about 7:35
Don't ya think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?

You'd look good pram-pushing down the high street (yeah)
Come on now, honey, don't you wanna live with me? (Whoo! Whoo!)

Whoa! The servants, they're so helpful, dear
The cook, she is a whore
Yes, the butler has a place for her
Behind the pantry door (whoo!)

The maid, she's French, she's got no sense
She's from the Crazy Horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The footman's eyes get crossed (whoo!)

Don't ya think there's a place for us
Right across the street?
Don't ya think there's a place for you
In between the sheets?