Novels About Vampires

Mmmmmm

You picked me up in your mom's van
To see your heavy metal band
We said I love you on the phone
When nobody else was home

Making out to Evanescence
You made me a dolphin necklace
I was saving myself for marriage
You were saving me from my parents

And I was always reading novels about vampires
I wanted a beautiful dead boy to show up at my door
I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body
And replace it with yours, yours, yours
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Ooooh

Your skin was pale, your eyes were red
You sold weed to the potheads
You felt me up behind the dumpsters
I never got the sex talk from my mother

I was ashamed and I was repressed
I closed my eyes when I got undressed
You respected my religion
I broke up with you because you weren't a christian

And I was always reading novels about vampires
I wanted a beautiful dead boy to show up at my door
I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body
And replace it with yours, yours, yours
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Ooooh

I said make me immortal
I'm allergic to sunlight
I promise I'll only eat the bad guys
I don't wanna see myself in the mirror anymore

And I was always reading novels about vampires
I wanted a beautiful dead boy to fly up to my window
I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body
And replace it with yours, yours, yours
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like in a vampire novel
Just like