Sell a Lot of Beer

My name ain? t up in lights
But I? m a hero in this bar
And I play four big shows a night
With just me and my guitar

I don? t make a lot of money
And I don? t have a lot of gear
I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer

If you wanna hear Bob Dillon
I? ll play like a Rollin? Stone
If you wanna hear Bob Wills
I? ll play the Rose of San Antone

I? ll even play Happy Birthday
If that? s what you wanna hear
'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer

So it? s hey, hey, what? s your favorite song?
Hey, hey, everybody sing along
We? re just one big red neck family
At least while we? re in here
'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer

I wake up every Sunday morning?
So I can go to church and pray
But after some of my Saturday nights
Things just don? t turn out that way

I think even the Good Lord, he understands
I? m at that point in my career
Where I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer

So it? s hey, hey, what? s your favorite song?
Hey, hey, everybody sing along
We? re just one big red neck family
At least while we? re in here
'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer

Well, I don? t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer