Yordle (Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J parody)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:23 duration
๐ ID: 17607703
๐ Lyrics
1 meter tall
You can't get enough of me
I'm cute and small
Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
But I
I'm basically a war machine
I'm on a spree
A killing spree
Lulu, Tristana, Poppy
Only three females, really?
But don't
Mistake us for a creep
We're not a creep
You can't smite me
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Blinding dart, Satchel charge
Explosive shot
Bandage toss
We'll succeed
We're smarter than your average race
You will feed
I'll turn you into a cupcake
We'll take the lead
I'm putting mushrooms in your base
Inside your base
I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily
So Riot please
Could you do a favor for me
I'm on my knees
Make more Yordles please
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
Lightning grenade
Spitting flame
I'll overheat
This won't be pretty
Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
Dark matter
Will hit you when I stun
You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
Better take cover
Looking so sad
You stand in my despair
When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
Yea I'll just scout ahead
Stand in your lane hidden from vision
All these Yordles so sick
I need a doctor and prescription
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
Lightning grenade
Spitting flame
You can't get enough of me
I'm cute and small
Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
But I
I'm basically a war machine
I'm on a spree
A killing spree
Lulu, Tristana, Poppy
Only three females, really?
But don't
Mistake us for a creep
We're not a creep
You can't smite me
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Blinding dart, Satchel charge
Explosive shot
Bandage toss
We'll succeed
We're smarter than your average race
You will feed
I'll turn you into a cupcake
We'll take the lead
I'm putting mushrooms in your base
Inside your base
I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily
So Riot please
Could you do a favor for me
I'm on my knees
Make more Yordles please
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
Lightning grenade
Spitting flame
I'll overheat
This won't be pretty
Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
Dark matter
Will hit you when I stun
You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
Better take cover
Looking so sad
You stand in my despair
When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
Yea I'll just scout ahead
Stand in your lane hidden from vision
All these Yordles so sick
I need a doctor and prescription
So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
Are you ready for
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
Lightning grenade
Spitting flame
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.32] 1 meter tall
[00:08.14] You can't get enough of me
[00:09.98] I'm cute and small
[00:11.85] Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
[00:13.63] But I
[00:15.43] I'm basically a war machine
[00:18.18] I'm on a spree
[00:19.95] A killing spree
[00:21.75] Lulu, Tristana, Poppy
[00:24.57] Only three females, really?
[00:28.12] But don't
[00:30.81] Mistake us for a creep
[00:32.61] We're not a creep
[00:34.44] You can't smite me
[00:36.66] So you wanna fight against us
[00:40.22] Then you should fear our small force
[00:43.82] Never underestimate us
[00:47.43] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[00:52.01] Are you ready for
[00:55.67] My Blinding dart, Satchel charge
[00:59.22] Explosive shot
[01:00.73] Bandage toss
[01:12.03] We'll succeed
[01:13.88] We're smarter than your average race
[01:15.65] You will feed
[01:17.50] I'll turn you into a cupcake
[01:19.35] We'll take the lead
[01:21.19] I'm putting mushrooms in your base
[01:23.87] Inside your base
[01:26.08] I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
[01:29.68] Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily
[01:33.30] So Riot please
[01:36.03] Could you do a favor for me
[01:38.77] I'm on my knees
[01:39.66] Make more Yordles please
[01:42.36] So you wanna fight against us
[01:46.01] Then you should fear our small force
[01:49.64] Never underestimate us
[01:53.22] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[01:57.37] Are you ready for
[02:00.91] My Gatling gun, Shuriken
[02:04.55] Lightning grenade
[02:05.48] Spitting flame
[02:10.83] I'll overheat
[02:12.70] This won't be pretty
[02:14.55] Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
[02:18.16] Dark matter
[02:19.01] Will hit you when I stun
[02:21.48] You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
[02:25.07] Better take cover
[02:25.99] Looking so sad
[02:27.01] You stand in my despair
[02:28.11] When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
[02:31.82] Yea I'll just scout ahead
[02:33.69] Stand in your lane hidden from vision
[02:35.47] All these Yordles so sick
[02:37.22] I need a doctor and prescription
[02:40.63] So you wanna fight against us
[02:44.25] Then you should fear our small force
[02:47.80] Never underestimate us
[02:50.51] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[02:55.14] Are you ready for
[02:59.60] My Gatling gun, Shuriken
[03:03.24] Lightning grenade
[03:04.12] Spitting flame
[03:07.87]
[00:08.14] You can't get enough of me
[00:09.98] I'm cute and small
[00:11.85] Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
[00:13.63] But I
[00:15.43] I'm basically a war machine
[00:18.18] I'm on a spree
[00:19.95] A killing spree
[00:21.75] Lulu, Tristana, Poppy
[00:24.57] Only three females, really?
[00:28.12] But don't
[00:30.81] Mistake us for a creep
[00:32.61] We're not a creep
[00:34.44] You can't smite me
[00:36.66] So you wanna fight against us
[00:40.22] Then you should fear our small force
[00:43.82] Never underestimate us
[00:47.43] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[00:52.01] Are you ready for
[00:55.67] My Blinding dart, Satchel charge
[00:59.22] Explosive shot
[01:00.73] Bandage toss
[01:12.03] We'll succeed
[01:13.88] We're smarter than your average race
[01:15.65] You will feed
[01:17.50] I'll turn you into a cupcake
[01:19.35] We'll take the lead
[01:21.19] I'm putting mushrooms in your base
[01:23.87] Inside your base
[01:26.08] I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
[01:29.68] Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily
[01:33.30] So Riot please
[01:36.03] Could you do a favor for me
[01:38.77] I'm on my knees
[01:39.66] Make more Yordles please
[01:42.36] So you wanna fight against us
[01:46.01] Then you should fear our small force
[01:49.64] Never underestimate us
[01:53.22] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[01:57.37] Are you ready for
[02:00.91] My Gatling gun, Shuriken
[02:04.55] Lightning grenade
[02:05.48] Spitting flame
[02:10.83] I'll overheat
[02:12.70] This won't be pretty
[02:14.55] Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
[02:18.16] Dark matter
[02:19.01] Will hit you when I stun
[02:21.48] You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
[02:25.07] Better take cover
[02:25.99] Looking so sad
[02:27.01] You stand in my despair
[02:28.11] When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
[02:31.82] Yea I'll just scout ahead
[02:33.69] Stand in your lane hidden from vision
[02:35.47] All these Yordles so sick
[02:37.22] I need a doctor and prescription
[02:40.63] So you wanna fight against us
[02:44.25] Then you should fear our small force
[02:47.80] Never underestimate us
[02:50.51] You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle
[02:55.14] Are you ready for
[02:59.60] My Gatling gun, Shuriken
[03:03.24] Lightning grenade
[03:04.12] Spitting flame
[03:07.87]