Girl I Met on the Internet (Oscar Remix)

We're the cool teens
We look good in an ID magazine
Desperately tryna make life more exciting
You got the 'come out nows' and the two shy guys
The prom queens and the foreign pen pals
So, Dad don't tell me what to do
I promise one day, I'll make it up to you
And when Mum asks, "where you being?"
I say "please leave me alone, I'm seventeen"

I want someone I can call at 2 a.m.
When I've got that restless feeling away
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
Drink beer, all night and have a laugh
I want to have a cute chick on my own
Make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
But when, my Mum, ask where we met
I'll say it's just this girl I meet on the internet

On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on the internet
On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on (the internet)

I feel all aggy and I wanna waste time
Tryin' to fight the feeling that I wanna run away and hide
I know schools is a bore, like feels like a chore
Scared that you're bored, cause you saw Snapchats of you snoring
But crying doesn't help your problems
And bunking on the bus, or the train won't solve them
I spend my whole life putting up with people shit
Because I need them
I love you but I'm seething
I'm grieving
Heaving
It's easy to be cool if you're hot
Wear too much makeup, and be called a thot
Posing with surgical mask
Polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks
Go grab that girls ass
Touch it up, and call it art
Be polite, don't burp or fart
I'm just a desperate bitch
A snitch with a cute chick itch

I want someone I can call at 2 a.m.
When I've got that restless feeling away
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
Drink beer, all night and have a laugh
I want to have a cute chick on my own
Make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
But when, my Mum, ask where we met
I'll say it's just this girl I meet on the internet

On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on the internet
On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on the internet
On the internet
On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on the internet
On the internet
On the internet
Girl that I met on, girl I met on the internet

I want someone I can call at 2 a.m.
When I've got that restless feeling away
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
Drink beer, all night and have a laugh
I want to have a cute chick on my own
Make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
But when, my Mum, ask where we met
I'll say it's just this girl I meet on the internet