Crazy Rap

[00:00.03] Wait a minute, man
[00:00.71] Hey, check this out, man (tell it)
[00:01.77] It was this blind man, right? (this man)
[00:03.69] It was this blind man, right?
[00:05.39] He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? (hey)
[00:08.19] He walked past this fish market (fish market?), you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:11.52] He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
[00:14.93] Woo good morning ladies" (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
[00:19.98] You like that shit, man? pretty good man
[00:21.45] Hey man, I've got a gang of that shit, man
[00:23.74] Hey, I'll tell you what
[00:25.20] We'll all have a good time
[00:26.89] We'll fool on the drum
[00:28.42] And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mic'
[00:30.28] I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
[00:33.25] First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it, homeboy
[00:36.92] Said Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[00:41.71] We can go to the park, after dark
[00:44.42] Smoke that tumbleweed
[00:46.59] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[00:48.97] Singin' them dirty rap songs
[00:51.45] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[00:53.64] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[00:56.01] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[01:00.86] Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[01:03.50] Skatin' on Dayton rims
[01:05.88] So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[01:10.46] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
[01:15.08] Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
[01:17.95] They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
[01:20.38] When the Afroman walked through the white land
[01:22.82] Houses went up for sale
[01:25.56] Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
[01:27.66] When I met a little girl named Jan
[01:30.02] I let her ride in my Caddy
[01:31.45] Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
[01:34.65] We fucked on the bed
[01:36.03] Fucked on the floor
[01:37.38] Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
[01:39.85] Then I fucked to the left (left)
[01:41.19] Fucked to the right (right)
[01:42.52] She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
[01:44.65] I thought to myself, "sheeba-sheeba"
[01:47.18] Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
[01:49.56] I put on my clothes and I was on my way
[01:51.73] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
[01:54.14] And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
[01:56.69] But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four
[01:59.06] Oh, he beat me to the left
[02:00.66] He beat me to the right
[02:01.77] The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
[02:04.12] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
[02:06.22] That's the best damn pussy I ever had
[02:08.72] Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
[02:11.14] I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[02:13.87] Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[02:18.63] We can go to the park, after dark
[02:21.03] Smoke that tumbleweed
[02:23.43] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[02:25.91] Singin' them dirty rap songs
[02:28.18] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[02:30.42] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[02:32.93] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[02:37.74] Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[02:40.69] Skatin' on Dayton rims
[02:42.85] So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[02:47.19] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
[02:52.25] I met this lady in Hollywood
[02:54.99] She had green hair, but damn she looked good
[02:57.37] I took her to my house because she was fine
[02:59.59] But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
[03:02.28] I met this lady from Japan
[03:04.30] Never made love with an African
[03:07.03] I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
[03:09.57] I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
[03:11.96] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
[03:14.86] I met a woman in the heart of Australia
[03:16.82] Had a big butt and big titties too
[03:19.04] So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
[03:21.43] See, I met this woman from Hawaii
[03:24.47] Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE!"
[03:26.82] Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
[03:28.66] Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
[03:31.09] I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
[03:33.74] She said, "I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me"
[03:36.19] I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
[03:38.65] I gave her my secret blend of Herbs 'n' Spices
[03:41.06] Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[03:45.32] We can go to the park, after dark
[03:48.89] Smoke that tumbleweed
[03:50.48] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[03:53.50] Singin' them dirty rap songs
[03:55.82] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[03:57.70] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[04:00.13] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
[04:02.59] Her titties were filled with Hennessy
[04:05.06] That country music really drove me crazy
[04:07.63] But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"
[04:10.34] Met this lady in Oklahoma
[04:12.75] Put that pussy in a coma
[04:14.80] Met this lady in Michigan
[04:16.92] I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
[04:19.94] Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
[04:22.00] Fucked her until she turned into a white albino
[04:24.74] Fucked this hooker in Iowa
[04:26.83] I fucked her on credit, so I owe her (ha, ha)
[04:29.58] Fucked this girl down in Georgia
[04:32.01] Came in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya?
[04:34.14] Met this beautiful sexy ho
[04:36.52] She just ran across the border of Mexico
[04:39.33] Fine young thing said her name's Maria
[04:41.71] I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
[04:44.14] I wanna get married, but I can't afford it
[04:46.58] I know I'ma cry when she get deported
[04:49.11] Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[04:53.99] We can go to the park, after dark
[04:56.68] Smoke that tumbleweed
[04:58.75] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[05:01.04] Singin' them dirty rap songs
[05:03.50] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[05:05.64] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[05:08.51] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[05:09.69] Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[05:10.15] Skatin' on Dayton rims
[05:10.42] So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[05:10.73] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
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